|
D.M-*To self* no�mace? None?? CUTE??? NUMBER?!?!?
Seniorita- Yeah�I�ll just make a quick phone call and then we�
D.M-Sure, Babe�No problems�
Seniorita-Ok, one second!
*The seniorita disappears out back and reappears a few minutes later*
Seniorita-So�I�m about to go on my break wanna come?
*Smoke explodes from both of his shoulders on the right is a ninja on the left is Alucard* Ninja Shoulder Devil- Come ON man she is SO HOT!!! DO HER!!!
Alucard Shoulder angel- Man you have a girl friend! And this one doesn�t like anime�I can SMELL it!
*Both Disappear* D.M- Sure.
*D.M walks out back and sees 8 figures lurking in the Silent-hill-style-mist he can hear the all-too-familiar sound of mace being prepared�*
Pie Girl- Hi BITCH!
Girl-Next-Door- Get READY!!
Seniorita- HA HA HA CUTE!!!
*The other 5 figures chuckle�*
D.M- fuck�
*back in the TACO-Ville*
Terr- I�m vaguely disturbed by that screaming�
Dom- Meh�
*Turd-Face busts through the window dressed as ZORRO!*
Turd-Face- Bark Baaaark Bark! Subtitles = Ha Ha Prepare to die El Cateo!!
El Cateo-Meow Meow MEEEOOOWW!!! Subtitles = Little do you know young turd-face!
*A small fight ensues in which Turd-face skewers El Cateo through the arm and the chest El Cateo flails around and falls off the table�*
Dom- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO�FATHER!!!!!
Terr- What the fuck man?
Dom- come on, play along�
Terr- O.K� *Puts on his girliest voice* Yay!! Turd Face You�re my hero who amasses fantastic sex appeal!!!
*D.M walks back in*
Terr- What the hell man?
Turd-Face- Bark! Subtitles = Stand back evil demon or I will do battle with the for I AM ZORRO�the dog! My amazing Taco-Powers will make that red face blue and black!
A song comes on in the back-ground! When Turd-face takes his taco-stuff! The demon begins to worry! He sprays them with spicy stuff! And beats them till they have�had enough! TURD-FACE hes our dog HERO of the�Taco Shop!
Dom- *looks at Turd-face* Wha�? *looks at D.M* What?!?
Terr- *chuckles* how many cans?
D.M � 943, 6 litres of metholated spitits�in the eyes�4 tasers to the groin and ran over my legs with a construction vehicle of some sort�
Turd-Face-*Cough* � Harsh�
|
|