D.M-*To self* no�mace? None?? CUTE??? NUMBER?!?!?

Seniorita- Yeah�I�ll just make a quick phone call and then we�

D.M-Sure, Babe�No problems�

Seniorita-Ok, one second!

*The seniorita disappears out back and reappears a few minutes later*

Seniorita-So�I�m about to go on my break wanna come?

*Smoke explodes from both of his shoulders on the right is a ninja on the left is Alucard*
Ninja Shoulder Devil- Come ON man she is SO HOT!!! DO HER!!!

Alucard Shoulder angel- Man you have a girl friend! And this one doesn�t like anime�I can SMELL it!

*Both Disappear*

D.M- Sure.

*D.M walks out back and sees 8 figures lurking in the Silent-hill-style-mist he can hear the all-too-familiar sound of mace being prepared�*

Pie Girl- Hi BITCH!

Girl-Next-Door- Get READY!!

Seniorita- HA HA HA CUTE!!!

*The other 5 figures chuckle�*

D.M- fuck�

*back in the TACO-Ville*

Terr- I�m vaguely disturbed by that screaming�

Dom- Meh�

*Turd-Face busts through the window dressed as ZORRO!*

Turd-Face- Bark Baaaark Bark!
Subtitles = Ha Ha Prepare to die El Cateo!!

El Cateo-Meow Meow MEEEOOOWW!!!
Subtitles = Little do you know young turd-face!

*A small fight ensues in which Turd-face skewers El Cateo through the arm and the chest El Cateo flails around and falls off the table�*

Dom- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO�FATHER!!!!!

Terr- What the fuck man?

Dom- come on, play along�

Terr- O.K� *Puts on his girliest voice* Yay!! Turd Face You�re my hero who amasses fantastic sex appeal!!!

*D.M walks back in*

Terr- What the hell man?

Turd-Face- Bark!
Subtitles = Stand back evil demon or I will do battle with the for I AM ZORRO�the dog! My amazing Taco-Powers will make that red face blue and black!

A song comes on in the back-ground!
When Turd-face takes his taco-stuff!
The demon begins to worry!
He sprays them with spicy stuff!
And beats them till they have�had enough!
TURD-FACE hes our dog HERO of the�Taco Shop!

Dom- *looks at Turd-face* Wha�? *looks at D.M* What?!?

Terr- *chuckles* how many cans?

D.M � 943, 6 litres of metholated spitits�in the eyes�4 tasers to the groin and ran over my legs with a construction vehicle of some sort�

Turd-Face-*Cough* � Harsh�

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