terr: thou shalt not be an asshole to me dominic!
*dom races in to the room after terr weiding a baseball bat*
dom: Mine eloquent weapon of dstructioneth shalt bludgeon thee for making thyself talk in shakespearian!
*d.m trudges out of his room*
d.m: *yawning* what the fuck are you guys doing?
terr: this fiend is affecting a desire of strange force... trying to bludgeon thee with thine baseball bat!
d.m: *turns to dom* good for you, but why dont you have any pants on?
dom: *shrugs* do you ask why a fly has wings?....no....didnt think so!
d.m: well then i think i need some coffee now....
terr: CoffeeETH thou shalt follow thee to the coffeeETH nook for morning breaker of fast.
Dom: regretting leaving hamlet lying around right about now...
D.M: Mmmmhmmm!
Terr: I have of late, but wherfore i know not lost all my mirth.
forgone all custom of excersise,
and, indeed, it weighs so heavily with my disposition
that this goodly frame, the earth,
seems to me a stale promotory.
this most excellent canopy, the air,
look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament,
This majestical roof fretted with golden fire
why, it appears to me no other thing than a foul and pestilent congregation of vap...
*Dom pulls out a tranquilliser gun and aims at terr. he shoots. the air seems to slow...
terr draws a sword and slices the tip from the dart. it drops harmlessly to the floor.*
Dom: shit. I think we might need to upgrade man...
d.m: yup......definatly
*scene cuts to coffee nook*
dom: isnt it amazing how we get to the places we're going so fast?
d.m: yeh it really is starting to freak......its like we all part of someones story or something
d.m, terr & dom: pfft....yeh right
terr: thou shall now drink of a divine goblet of delicious hot fluid, invigorate the soul, ensconce the mind with its glorious beauty
My good companion, i do believe that thou still hast a lack of pantyhose...
Dom: Uhhh...
*cut to flat*
Dom: the red, or the pinstripe...
*D.M and terr stand in the doorway impatiently as dom sifts through his pants drawer, discarding pair after pair.*
Terr:*as an aside to D.M* Methinks our flatmate be indecisive... a bastard of most merit...
D.M: *in aside to terr* I hear you dude. he's a total pants bitch.
*dom lifts his gaze from a blue checked pair of "wonderpants"*
Dom: just cos you guys are speaking in aside doesn't mean i can't hear you...
Terr: *aside to D.M* a bitch indeed, for thine own lips hath described him true.
*dom groans*