dom: *admiring his pants* oooooo....these pants are soooooo comfy and damn if my ass doesnt look good in these
terr: thou is an ass
*dom sticks his finger up at terr and continues to admire his ass in a convenient full length ass admiring mirror*
d.m: *to coffee chick* ill have a latte
*coffee chick pulls out mace and gives d.m a quick squirt*
d.m: fucking ow what the hell was that for???
coffee chick: felt like the right thing to do....
Terr: hah a comedy! though the involvement of thine pants maketh it seem a tragedy...
D.M: I hear that!
Dom: Just a double mocha latte, decaf, with equl and a splash of soy milk...
*theres a dead silence in the coffee shop, everyone is staring at dom*
Dom: what?
terr: thou is extremely drear
d.m: *rubbing eyes* your really fucked up man
*back at apartment*
terr: nowth i will talk abouth "thunderbirds"
*dom pulls out a tranq shotgun and shoots terr"
d.m: upgrade?
dom: fuck yeah
