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Cris: Nick, what (video) games did you bring? Nick: None. We're just going to leave the Nintendo in the hotel. **More sarcasm** (Nick picks up his plate a dinner) Nick: Okay, who wants these french fries? Jess: (Taking the plate from him) Nick, just put them down. I might have them later. (Puts the plate in the same spot) Nick: Okay, I pick up the plate and you take it and then put it down again. That was exciting. I want to see that one again. Jess: Nick! You are so sarcastic! Nick: Yea, but am I good at it? Jess: Yea! Nick: Good, I've been practicing. **New** Okay everyone, stay calm. It's not that hot. **New too, a song** My ear is tingling like an earthquake/ It feels like an earthquake, an earth, an earth, an earthquake! That song's called "Earthquake." Doesn't Sponge Bob, Patrick and Squidward together equal Sapatchsquid? Go poop, it's your birthday, you smell like poop...You love me, I hate you...go poop!
Why didn't the monkey say "oooh oooh?" Because they were into "aaah aaah." Why did the pirate always win? Because the Ninja stinks. (Haha Heather. After he said this, he said, "Heather's going to be like, "What are you talking about!") Why was the ice cream sweeter than a shirt? Because ice cream tastes better. Why couldn't the chicken fly? Because it weighed 10,000 feet...I mean, pounds. Nick: Knock Knock Jess: Who's there? Nick: Um Jess: Um Who? Nick: Um, what are you talking about? Knock Knock (Who's there?) App (App who?) Apple! Knock Knock (Who's there?) Hair (Hair who?) Harry Potter! Knock Knock (Who's
there?) I don't know. (After looking at all the cookies my dad bought, Nick says) Oh my gosh! Look at all these cookies? What's he tryin' to do? Make me chubby?!! Jess: Nicholas, how do you spell crazy? Nick: N-I-C-H-O-L-A-S! Jess: Yea, that's about right. Shaggy's a weird name. Like Zeb. I'd be like, "Hi Zeb! You have an unusual name." Nick: I have a point with that. And my point is: Why do I never make sense? Dad: It' alright Nick. Don't get a complex. "Jingle Jessica, Jingle Jessica, she has to study for a history test..." (One of Nicholas's many versions of Jingle Bells.) "Jingle Bells, Cristopher smells, because he plays so much hockey..." (Hey look, another version of Jingle Bells!) "I hope Santa brings you (Cristopher) a new brain." (Nick) "Actually, I hope Santa brings me a new brother." (Nick) "When we have apples, everybody keeps throwin away the apple seeds! Do I want an apple tree? YES!" (Nick) "Clementines are really candy, and that white stuff is like icing. It's like a donut. And they put Vitamin C in it so it's good for you. And it's from California. [No, I don't want a Clementine. I don't like them! No, I didn't like them when they were candy!]" (Nicholas) "You better get up there and study or you're gonna get an F." (Yea, he's my brother all right.) (Nicholas) "Just tell your teacher that you can't do your homework because you're sick and if you touch a pencil and paper you'll get poisoned." (I guess he has a little bit of Cris in him too...sad.) "Which president cared more? George Washington or Abraham Lickin? There's two answers to this one. Abraham Lickin and George Washington. Both." (Nicholas) *The Old Man song!* "I'm an old man/ I don't have a wife/ Because I wasn't married yet/ I'm 99/ I'm gonna die soon/ I already feel like I'm gonna die!" (Nicholas) "Dad, can we get a pet? [Dad: No] But you promised me a long time ago. [Dad: I never promised you a pet.] Yes you did. Look at my face. [Oh, now you're trying to give me a straight face?] You did! I remember! I'm a good rememberer!" (Nicholas) "You owe me one dollar. Even if we didn't do a bet, you owe me one dollar." (Nicholas) "I'm gonna bother you wherever you go...No, I'm not annoying him!" (Nicholas) "I have flamingo, lunez." (Nicholas) (He was trying to say that he knew how to say Sunday (domingo) and Monday (lunes) in Spanish.) "My ears hear fireworks, but there's no fireworks. That's weird." (Nicholas) "My cheek?" (Nicholas, in response to, "What's on the side of your face?) |
Nicholas
**from Boston**
(Nicholas, Mr. Sarcastic)