The interesting thing about my dad is that during one conversation, you will hear so many different catch phrases, analogies and jokes its unbelievable.  I've tried to capture some of them here.  Have fun talking with him... He's quite funny, and goofy, hence the title of the page.  

Dad

  **Boston**  We had a wake up call at 6:30 and the alarm set for 6:42 and 6:48... They're round numbers..

**New too from Boston**

Dad:  She's (Mom) gonna tell me to move when she gets in here...I'm already hanging off the bed!

Mom:  Can I have that side?  I like this side.

Dad:  Since when?!  You always sleep on the other side at home.

Mom:  Okay, fine.

Dad:  Now she's trying to put covers on me!  I'm hot!  Here, here's all of mine (the covers).

Mom:  I don't want all of yours!  It's too heavy...Oh, the air's blowing on me now. 

Dad:  Fine. Switch.  (They switch sides)

Dad:  Now how come the air's not blowing on me?!**

Ya know what I worry about everyday? That gravity will cease to exist and one day when I'm walking down the street, I'll just fly into outer space.

Oh, bless me Father, for I have sinned!  I bought too much bread in this house!

*Dad's interpretation of NHS*  "So you're going [to the Pumpkin Festival] to honor them from a national perspective?" 

"Every night I go to bed dreaming..."Please God, please let me win the lottery.  I only need 4 million...and then half of that will go to taxes.  And then right away I'll give 100,000 to the Church!*

"We're gonna watch Santa Claus 2! Oh yea, we are!  Yea, uh huh huh huh huh!" (Dad arguing with one of Nicholas's friends, haha)

Dad:  Ya know,  I always wonder..."Did Cris get switched at birth or something?  Because I look at him and I just...

Nick:  Yea, I think he belongs to Mrs.  Googley. 

Dad:  Oh yea! I know Mrs. Googley!  She lives down the street, to the left, over the hill, to the right, in that little shack.  

'Multi Family Block Sale [a sign].'  They're selling blocks?  What kind of blocks?  Building blocks?  I hope they have letters on them. 

I'm not at home.  My mind has left me. 

Stupid tree rat!  (Some people may choose to call it a "squirrel".)

'Seglac Run.' Who is Seglac?  Watch Seglac run.  Run from what?  Hedgehog.  Seglac run from Hedgehog. 

Look how big that building be!  You could get lost in there for a week!

They can't control me.  They try to mold you, change you and control you.  I don't want to be molded, changed and especially controlled.  They better beat up another tree. 

If I lived there, I'd be funny too.

Cris!  Will you just be quiet!  You make so much noise!

I gotta stop eating...Are there any snacks?  

Well, that sounds like a personal problem to me.

Like a bull in a china shop. 

Shaking the tree. 

Pushing back upstream. 

In his turf. 

Feather in my cap. 

Skill for my toolbox. 

Don't stir the pot tonight. 

Beggars can't be choosy. 

They could make a good barbershop quartet."

Is she allowed to wear that to school?  She's showing her midriff.  Don't they have a law against that? (Yes, I guess they do, if school is a prison...)