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![]() 'Ello Everyone! *grins as she plays a short tun on her lute* If'in ya haven' met me before than i's abou' time tha' ya did! Tha names Afpherian Aurasan, bard an' grea' lover of tha male firbolgs! If'in ya have met me then ya know tha' I tend ta have a bi' of a likin fer tha male firbolgs cuz ther so strong an hansum an' powerful an' *swoon* *gets back up* Sorry bou' tha. *blushes* Tha' happens every now an' again. *mumbles something about how wonderful male firbolgs look* Bu' anyway! On wit my interduction! Firs' I'll tell ya bou' me mum an dad. My dad likes ta tell this story a lo'! One day dad (a strong and hansum, but very unusually large celt) was walkin' in tha woods on a lovely afternoon when low an' behold he came across somethin' strange! I' was then tha' dad first laid eyes on mum! She had been tripped by a very large root in tha ground an had fallen an' broken her leg! When dad happend ta find her she was puttin up all sorts a noise, cryin an wonderin wha' ta do. Dad, bein tha geat fella he was) wen' straigh' over ta her an' helped her up an back ta his house no' to far away. Well *clears her throat and thinks then once again finds her place* I guess I always knew I wan'ed ta be a bard even when I was jus' a lil thing. I'd become so good a' playin my lute tha mum and dad had gotten fer me. An then I made myself a flute as well. When mum and dad realized my interests in music was so strong, they decided ta send me ta Tir Na Nog ta learn tha ways of a bard proper so I could go ou' an do some good in tha world. An' so I wen' an been learnin every sinse! *thinks again* Oh an *scowels for a second* I go' this cousin an she's my bes' friend in tha hole world! Only problem is tha' she...she *sighs and looks defeated* married a LURIKEEN of all thins! A nice lookin firbolg like her wen' an found herself a tiny lil wimpy keen *grumbles as she kicks the ground*. Bu' *sighs again* she seems ta like em a lo' an keeps tellin me tha' hes unusually large fer a keen. I personally don' see wha' she likes abou' em myself. Bu' shes my bes' friend so I still goes ta visi' her an her new husband. Such a waste of a good firbolg lass ta marry a keen of all thins when ther are so many wonderful and magnificent male firbolgs out there! *looks all dreamy again* *snaps out of it* Well im guessin' tha's abou' it fer my introduction. If'in ya see me around make sure ta stop by an say 'ello! An' then I can play ya some a my music an sing a song er two! |