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Ranger

First Appearance: Comic #3

Class: Ranger

Skills: Archery, making fun of people's cliches, psychic to the world of 1337

Favorites: Anything Sci-Fi/Fantasy, stealing stuff

Banes: People doing the same thing over and over and over and over, n00bs, lady bugs

Quote: "You know, I like the whole 'Old School RPG thing, but they could at least give us a better combat system!"

Profile: Ranger, in real life, is a classic techie. He never camps (*cough*), he hates n00bs and knows what is going on in the tech world at any point in time. He is an expert theif and an even better archer. He's always looking for rare/powerful items and enjoys side quests by moonlight. The one thing he hates most is when people play the same character type or do the same things time and time again.

Minstrel

First Appearance: Comic #3

Class Bard

Skills: Music, Draconian Lore, Knife tricks

Favorites: Dragons, Shiny Stuff, Dragons, Arcana, Dragons

Banes: Anyone who doesn't like dragons, Sim Squirrel

Quote: "Ok, shut up or I'll start playing Cher."

Profile: Minstrel loves dragons. It's almost unnatural how much he loves dragons. If asked which he wants more: oxygen or a dragon, he would pick the dragon. He speaks fluent Draconic and acts like a dragon would (including the treasure hoarding), and is convinced he is one. Minstrel seriously needs proffessional help. He also needs to get people to stop making cracks about his name sounding like "another word".

Sorcerer

First Appearance: Comic #18

Class Sorcerer

Skills: Dark Magic, Cool Introductions, "Throwing Down" with the best of them

Favorites: Magic, Webcomics, Halo

Banes: Munchkins, NPCs, Rules

Quote: "Do you want me to burn this place down again?"

Profile: Sorcerer is a diabolical genius bent of controlling the world. He uses his travelling cohorts as minions to attain that purpose. He is among those who beta-test every game and can school even the most seasoned of players. It is rumored that, unlike most gamers, he was not born a newbie, and was one of the original kings of technology. His powers are nigh limitless, his only enemies are rules that govern gameplay. That has not been known to stop him most of the time, though...

Xavier

First Appearance: Comic #25

Class: Paladin

Skills: Faking Gospel, Tripping over his own feet. He's working on heroism

Favorites: Truth, justice, and pudding

Banes: Evil, ninjas, evil ninjas

Quote: "Prepare, evil fiend, for your...crap, where the hell is my sword?!"

Profile: Xavier is one of the most annoying misfit heroes on the planet. His constant bantering about vanquishing evil from the universe often tries people's nerves, and often those nerves belong to Sorcerer. He sees himself as a great crusader, but is more of an idiotic annoyance. How he is able to compete with Sorcerer in combat remains to be seen.

Bruno

First Appearance: Comic #26

Class: Barbarian

Skills: Beating people up, finger painting

Favorites: Giant blunt weapons, cookies, fluffy animals

Banes: Hunger

Quote: "Bruno smash!"

Profile: Described as "A sweet, innocent little boy" by his mother, Bruno is the oversized, underintelligent sidekick and brother of Xavier. Despite his apparent lack of ability to string two syllables together, he seems to be the brains of the outfit. He has a tendancy to think with his stomach, and places food above all else. While Bruno seems to be incredibly stupid in conversation, he often amazes people with his cunning strategies and profound words of wisdom. To that, he has only one reply: "Bruno want cookie".

Seni

First Appearance: Comic #39

Class Cleric (Chaos and Strength domains)

Skills: Comebacks, Magic, +10 to all Knowledge (Anime) checks

Favorites: Anime, Sci-Fi, Sarcasm, Mass Carnage

Banes: Fools, Morons, Idiots, Dragon Ball Z fans

Quote: "Brilliant, Xavier. Brilliant"

Profile: Seni has sarcasm spilling out of her ears. She does not suffer fools gladly at all. It's more likely that she'll make those fools suffer instead. While she is officially an ally of Xavier, she is more inclined to destruction than mercy. All this would explain her sympathy towards Sorcerer, who she publicly hates, but has a secret fondness for. Then again, that could just be that Black Mage fetish of hers... Wait, did I just type what I think I typed?

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	Ranger
First Appearance:	Comic #3
Class:	Ranger
Skills:	Archery, making fun of people's cliches, psychic to the world of 1337
Favorites:	Anything Sci-Fi/Fantasy, stealing stuff
Banes:	People doing the same thing over and over and over and over, n00bs, lady bugs
Quote:	"You know, I like the whole 'Old School RPG thing, but they could at least give us a better combat system!"
Profile:	Ranger, in real life, is a classic techie. He never camps (cough), he hates n00bs and knows what is going on in the tech world at any point in time. He is an expert theif and an even better archer. He's always looking for rare/powerful items and enjoys side quests by moonlight. The one thing he hates most is when people play the same character type or do the same things time and time again.

	Minstrel
First Appearance:	Comic #3
Class	Bard
Skills:	Music, Draconian Lore, Knife tricks
Favorites:	Dragons, Shiny Stuff, Dragons, Arcana, Dragons
Banes:	Anyone who doesn't like dragons, Sim Squirrel
Quote:	"Ok, shut up or I'll start playing Cher."
Profile:	Minstrel loves dragons. It's almost unnatural how much he loves dragons. If asked which he wants more: oxygen or a dragon, he would pick the dragon. He speaks fluent Draconic and acts like a dragon would (including the treasure hoarding), and is convinced he is one. Minstrel seriously needs proffessional help. He also needs to get people to stop making cracks about his name sounding like "another word".

	Sorcerer
First Appearance:	Comic #18
Class	Sorcerer
Skills:	Dark Magic, Cool Introductions, "Throwing Down" with the best of them
Favorites:	Magic, Webcomics, Halo
Banes:	Munchkins, NPCs, Rules
Quote:	"Do you want me to burn this place down again?"
Profile:	Sorcerer is a diabolical genius bent of controlling the world. He uses his travelling cohorts as minions to attain that purpose. He is among those who beta-test every game and can school even the most seasoned of players. It is rumored that, unlike most gamers, he was not born a newbie, and was one of the original kings of technology. His powers are nigh limitless, his only enemies are rules that govern gameplay. That has not been known to stop him most of the time, though...

	Xavier
First Appearance:	Comic #25
Class:	Paladin
Skills:	Faking Gospel, Tripping over his own feet. He's working on heroism
Favorites:	Truth, justice, and pudding
Banes:	Evil, ninjas, evil ninjas
Quote:	"Prepare, evil fiend, for your...crap, where the hell is my sword?!"
Profile:	Xavier is one of the most annoying misfit heroes on the planet. His constant bantering about vanquishing evil from the universe often tries people's nerves, and often those nerves belong to Sorcerer. He sees himself as a great crusader, but is more of an idiotic annoyance. How he is able to compete with Sorcerer in combat remains to be seen.

	Bruno
First Appearance:	Comic #26
Class:	Barbarian
Skills:	Beating people up, finger painting
Favorites:	Giant blunt weapons, cookies, fluffy animals
Banes:	Hunger
Quote:	"Bruno smash!"
Profile:	Described as "A sweet, innocent little boy" by his mother, Bruno is the oversized, underintelligent sidekick and brother of Xavier. Despite his apparent lack of ability to string two syllables together, he seems to be the brains of the outfit. He has a tendancy to think with his stomach, and places food above all else. While Bruno seems to be incredibly stupid in conversation, he often amazes people with his cunning strategies and profound words of wisdom. To that, he has only one reply: "Bruno want cookie".

	Seni
First Appearance:	Comic #39
Class	Cleric (Chaos and Strength domains)
Skills:	Comebacks, Magic, +10 to all Knowledge (Anime) checks
Favorites:	Anime, Sci-Fi, Sarcasm, Mass Carnage
Banes:	Fools, Morons, Idiots, Dragon Ball Z fans
Quote:	"Brilliant, Xavier. Brilliant"
Profile:	Seni has sarcasm spilling out of her ears. She does not suffer fools gladly at all. It's more likely that she'll make those fools suffer instead. While she is officially an ally of Xavier, she is more inclined to destruction than mercy. All this would explain her sympathy towards Sorcerer, who she publicly hates, but has a secret fondness for. Then again, that could just be that Black Mage fetish of hers... Wait, did I just type what I think I typed?