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• What did One gay sperm say to another? How do we find an egg in all of this shit?
• What do you call a gay Dinosaur? A Megasoreass.
• What's the definition of a lesbian? Just another woman trying to do a man's job.
• What do you call two lesbians on the rag? Finger painting....
• What do you say to a lesbian with no arms and no legs? Nice tits Bitch.
• When a man and woman get married they need a marriage licence. What does a lesbian need? A licker licence.
• What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well-hung!
• Why did god create lesbians? So feminists can't breed.
• What do you call a Playboy centrefold who's a lesbian? Bitch
• Why are they having trouble finding a cure for AIDS? The scientist can't make the little mice to butt fuck.
• What do gays refer to hemorrhoids as? Speed bumps.

Freddie Mercury.
What's Freddie Mercury and Ayrton Senna got in common? They both died with blood on their helmets.
Did you know that catching aids is due to planetary influence. You've got a better chance of catching it when Mercury enters Uranus

Tom Jones, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking down the road one day and came across Kylie Minogue with her head stuck in some railings
Tom said to Robbie " We'll never have a better chance - how about it?" Robbie said "Not 'alf!"
After the two of them had had their wicked way Tom asked Elton if he fancied some. Elton said "I'd love to but I don't think I could get my head in the railings!"

Michael Jackson
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite song.... 'I'm forever blowing bubbles'

George Michael
What's white and slides down bathroom walls? George Michael's latest release!!

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