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WELCOME TO THE ExFL!
All members are accounted for! I'd like to welcome our newest members Kev, Neil, and the Big Kahuna himself, Chris Menor to the league.
I chose an automatic draft as opposed to a "live" draft because I know most of us are limited on time. Just a reminder that the automatic draft is scheduled to be held on August 10th. So be sure to rank your favorite
players before then. If you do not, the computer will select the best available players according to their preset default rankings.
Here's a quick rundown to get everyone aquatinted with who's who in our league for those of you not familiar with each other:
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Rich Samuels, Vegas Corruption: Member of the Section118.com crew. Hell - who doesn't know this guy. For those of you not familiar with him, check out your copy of the Forbes Fortune 500. Resides in Las Vegas.
Steve A. O'Neil, Sin City Demons: Member of the Section118.com crew. AKA "OutlawFanatic" Unfortunately he is a Cowboy fan. Circle him on your calendar. He's got his sites set on our league
championship. Resides in Las Vegas.
Jay Zurfluh, The Inbreds: Another Cowgirl fan. Thus the name of his team. Also my soon to be brother-in-law. I'm still trying to wonder how my sister ever let a Dallass fan get into the family.
Currently in Birmingham, but will be back in Vegas when the season starts.
Andy Garrison, Taylor Tit Twisters: A real cowboy. No not one of those pukes with a star on his helmet. This guy rode bulls for a living until arthritis got the best of him at age 28. Originally from
Taylor, Nebraska. Now, at age 29, resides in a rocking chair on a front porch in Denver, CO bitching about the way things used to be.
Bryan Booth, Delberts Dogs: Member of the Section118.com crew. Is also my business partner. No, you will not find him in Forbes. He's originally a farmboy from Missouri and therefore is so nieve
I've been able to embezzle tons without him ever figuring it out. Resides in Las Vegas.
Jeff Nyman, The Hot Air Balloons: Member of the Section118.com crew. Originally from San Francisco. Our resident HVAC expert. Mark him on your calendar. Should be an easy win because
he never has the time to sit in front of the computer. That's because he spends most of his free time pondering the taking over of and then the destruction of humanity. Resides in Las Vegas. I
Jim McKay, director of personnel for the Hot Air Balloons: In an unfortunate turn of events, Jeff Nyman hired Jim McKay before Week 1 to be the Balloons director of player personnel. The
ExFL suffered for this decision the rest of the season...
CE Ricketts, The Puppy Posse: Member of the Section118.com crew. Originally from Kansas City. "The Doc" is our resident dentist. Is also a statistical genius and could quit his day job to
become a professional football bettor. Spends his days telling people they won't feel a thing. Best not to get on his bad side. Resides in Las Vegas.
MAJ Ross A Brown, Lone Star Assault: My older brother and our resident Army Officer. Also the biggest Eagles fan to ever live. Cussed out Jerry Jones in the first row of Texas Stadium last year.
Doesn't quite remember doing it however. Spends most of his free time planning a tactical offensive front that will stop Jeff's world coup. Resides in San Antonio, TX.
Ed Samuels, Eds White Spray Painted Isuzu Amigos: My younger brother. Also our resident hockey prospect. At only 15, he spends most of his time traveling North America kicking ass on the ice. Check his site out at: www.edsamuels.com Will probably be able to buy and sell all of us someday. But I can still kick his ass. Resides in Las Vegas.
Kevin S, NC Eagles: "Kev" is a regular in the Eagles Newsgroup (alt.sports.football.pro.phila-eagles) using the name "keveagle". Very knowledgeable when it comes
to anything football related, especially the Eagles. Could be the dark horse to kick all our asses in this league. Watch out for this one. I think he's a fantasy pro. Resides in Chesapeake, VA.
Neil Klusky, Bednariks Bullies: Neil is another member of the Eagles Newsgroup under the moniker "CalifEagle". Not much is known about this mysterious Eagles fan. Rumor has it he
spends most of his time in lurk mode studying and analyzing all of us while creating a database on all our behaviors and tendencies. No telling what he's got up his sleeve for us this season. Be
cautious. I'm supposing he resides in California. Although, I have a feeling that could just be a deception to throw us all off guard.
Chris Menor, Kahunas Klowns: The original "Big Kahuna" from Hawaii himself. Long time Parrothead Phriend of the Section118.com crew. He has spent most of the last decade at many a
Jimmy Buffett show picking us up off the pavement after too many of his boat drinks and keeping me out of trouble with my spouse. Although the Kahuna has always had quite the appetite for a
good barley himself. Check his site out at: www.thebeerguys.com Now resides in Los Angeles, CA.
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There you have it. The ExFL stretches from one coast to the other. Good luck to everyone. Keep this email handy so you know who you're playing against this season. Also, if you save the group
email address above, you'll be able to send an email to everyone in the league at once if you ever need to send something. As always, let me know if you have any questions and...
LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!
- Rich
http://www.section118.com
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