"You're sure your parents aren't gonna be back soon, right?" I said to Zhay as she was packing her new glass bowl. I had to make sure because last time Zhaina and I smoked in her house her mom came home early. We had a lot of incense lit so neither of us are sure if she noticed or not. But still, I don't want anything like that to happen again because we both would be in a lot of trouble.
"I'm positive." She replied. "Pass me the lighter. I got firsts since I packed it and all." She says, smirking. She took a good long hit and held it in for a while, before coughing out some smoke. "Hah. I gotta remember: Little hits!" She said in the cutest voice I've ever heart out of Zhay's mouth.
With a few coughs, she passed the bowl over to me and I quickly hit the cherried weed, clearing it and lighting it again.
"Hey not fair. Gimme that!" She said, practically ripping the bowl out of my hands and almost spilling the contents of it.
"CAREFUL!" I snapped.
"Yeah, yeah. I got this." She laughed at my paranoia about spilling the bowl and took another hit.
"Hey, want me to roll us a joint?" I was really in the mood to get fucked up and I wanted to do it fast. I just wanted to forget about all my problems back home. I wanted to forget about Laidie, forget about Taylor, and forget that my best friend and my brother are gonna be the talk of the town for the longest time.
"If ya want, do you have any papers or weed with you?"
"I thought I bought a 20 sac from Yakov but I don't know what I did with it. So, no. I don't have any. I got papers though." I said in disappointment. I bet Taylor stole it, being that he steals everything else from me.
"Damn. 'Coz I only got a few more bowls worth left. I'll give you some weed and you can roll a weak joint for yourself?"
"Nah, it's aight." I replied, taking a sip of the Orange Soda that was sitting on Zhay's dresser. I was hoping it wasn't like, a week old or something. "C'mon, hurry up this process of Marijuana consumption!" I laughed as I watched Zhay quickly take a hit and pass it to me.
I think we smoked about 2 1/2 bowls before we went downstairs to get some food. I looked at Zhay. She was so blown out and she looked so good standing there, confused as all hell. Her eyes were fucking cashed too. Which reminded me to ask her for some visine a little later.
"Why the hell are we down here?" She asked, puzzled.
"We're getting food, dumbass." I said sort of rudely. But I knew Zhay wouldn't mind 'cause she kicks my ass all the time.
"You better watch it, buddy. I'll kung fu your ass!" She said, making that "wiii-yah" noise and lifting her legs and arms imitating the karate kid or something.
I thought it was weird that Zhaina was so hyper and I was so mellow. I had smoked a lot the night before so I didn't feel it as much. I felt way more calm if anything but I loved it. Zhay on the other hand, well, she was going crazy despite how much she smoked yesterday.
"Hey, hey. Let's order some Pizza." I suggested, realizing that there was nothing in Zhaina's house I really wanted to eat besides some colby cheese cubes, but I think they were moldy. Something in her fridge was rank! Zhay was sitting on the counter, swinging her legs, staring off into nothing. I guess she didn't hear me.
"Hey, I'm gonna order us a pizza." I said again, walking over to the telephone without waiting for a reply.
While I was ordering, I could hear Zhay yelling for me from the kitchen. I couldn't understand what she was saying because I was trying to pay attention to the pizza guy and it was hard enough already. When I hung up the phone, I walked back into the kitchen and she was still there on the counter saying something about carrots.
"So, what do you want to do?" I questioned.
"I donno, what about you?"
"Lets go back to your room. You can hear the doorbell from there, right?"
"Uh huh, but wait you know I'm all out of weed right?" She asked me suspiciously.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Come on, let's go up there." After I said this she started laughing half-mindedly and followed me back to her room. While in her room we sat on her bed and talked for what seemed like hours. I don't remember exactly what we talked about before the pizza came, but after we ate the pizza, now that's the important part anyway, and I do remember that.
"God damn, Zhay! You practically ate your own fucking large pizza.... I was planning on eating most of it, fatty. When did you become such a fucking fatass?"
"Why are you the only one that gets to be a fatass? Just cuz I'm a girl doesn't mean that I don't get the major munchies just like your stupid ass. I was just really hungry, that's all. And by the way, you better shut up. Need I remind you that I could kick your fucking ass!" Once she said that I let out the loudest, nastiest laughing snort thing ever. She gave me a funny look and we both started cracking up.
"Oh yeah?" I said between fits of laughter. "You wanna go?"
"Yeah, I'll beat your mother fuckin' ass" Zhaina thinks she is a real thug most of the time. It's really cute actually, to hear things like that come out of her. She really cracks me up.
She stood up and did her stupid ass kung-fu "wi yahh" shit again. "Damn, bitch. Don't you have any other moves? Come on, that shit is getting old." I said to her like any other normal asshole would have. Suddenly, I mean like super impulsively, I ran and tackled her kung-fu ass right onto her bed. She screamed at first, then became silent when she realized that I was laying on top of her...on her bed.
"You alright? Zhay, I.." She put a single finger up to my lips to silent me.
"Shhh, Zac don't talk, you'll ruin it."
Now, at this point, I was really confused. Zhay was never like this, never this sexually aggressive. And the weirdest part was that I had this odd feeling that it wasn't the weed that was doing this to her. But before I could think about it anymore she kissed me. It was the softest, sweetest kiss I have ever experienced in my entire life. It was almost as good as the kiss at Liza's party....
Before I could think anymore Zhay was speeding things up. Her tongue explored my mouth curiously. Her apparent innocence was the sexiest thing that I could have ever imagined. My Dick was growing so big and so hard. I had never known my Dick to be so huge. Next, she slowly took off my shirt with great ease. I rolled her over so that she could be on top and followed her example by taking off her shirt. She stopped me and for a moment, I thought I had done something wrong.
"Zac, I really need to tell you something. I wasn't completely honest with you earlier... Jon Juhue and I..." She hesitated, not even aware that she was killing me.
"You're still with him?" I asked pathetically and pulled away from her for a second.
"No! That's not it, Zac. I just, well I lied to Laidie, and thus ended up lying to you too. I didn't want to, but... I was sick of being teased. I never really did anything with Jon, nothing besides making out...." I let out a huge sigh of relief once she said this. It was really selfish of me, I understand that, but I couldn't help being relieved that she wasn't pushing me away.
"Zhay ... it's okay, I understand. I really haven't done that much either... I just tell my brothers that I have so that I don't feel so left out when they talk about that kind of shit." I couldn't believe that I was telling her this, I swore to myself that no one would ever know that secret, no one.
"You? 1/3 of the biggest teenybopper group in history hasn't gotten any serious play?" She was shocked.
"Hey now, let's keep that on the down-low, aiight?" Okay, so I can be a little ghetto myself sometimes and you don't have to tell me that it doesn't exactly work for me. "That is like my biggest secret, Zhay, so please don't tell anyone, I'm being so serious."
"Chill out, dude. I'm not telling anything. Now can you please shut the fuck up so we can go back to what was started?" She looked so sexy, that there was no way I could have refused, even if I had wanted to. I wrapped my arms back around her and went in for another kiss.
