WELCOME TO WASABE'S, SPEAGSMANATEE'S, AND DRUMONK'S EXCELLENT DICTIONARY
This site was created to extend your vocabulary increasingly with words you've probably never even heard of. So read all of the words, memorize them, then astound your friends with these amazing words or you can go see the other parts or this site:
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A
Abjorphant-an Arabian monkey raised by tigers
Aboojedee-a racist kleenex box
Averific-to spontaneously combust like an armidillo
B
Barfiz-a strange ladle used in martial arts
Baron Heinrich von Ludvig von Snargig-the ruler of the evil mini pixies of pluto
Bartensord-flannel scissors
Belfurg-petrified dog poop
Binterbock-a greeting witch means "what's up floofy French hamster"
Blankium-a word that means I don't know what is going on
Blargath-a word you use when you are angry or happy; to express anger or happiness
Blingartuf-a small Russian video game
Blissblow-an explosion or great event that causes great glory in the sheer power and great heart-skipping magnifiscense
Blotnerdink-what you feel when you have to mow the lawn with toenail clippers
Bocamhl-a spider with an attitude
Breften-a butter and salsa sandwich
Buddhaka-a buddhish hanukah celebrated by band people
C
Candarnle-the shoe size of 28
Canoestill-a window sill that is a semicircle in the form a of a can
Chark-a rainbow van full of corndogs
Chicken Enchirito-an enchilada wrapped up like a taquito and then it is refried (this word was actually created by tally Hall and Wasabe made a definiton for it. I am saying this because I do not want to get sued.)
Chunion-an Italian midget with one nostril
Cleanothing-a thing that cleans everything and nothing at the same time
Cletarded-cleverly retarted
Combusterific-cool, like Ranch Dorritos
Cosmib-an object propelled with great force to the extent of flying from earth to the outside of deep space
Cramiz-an old television set that only aires I Love Lucy reruns
Crantardenel-spinning rugs at the dentist's office
Crinklehoff-a sharp tambourine covered in sticky pillows
D
Dargfizzle-A word used when you hear something you would rather not hear
Dimptor-a nickel lodged in the heart of a camel
Dingledorydooger-spoiled angel food cake with no self-esteem
Dondunn-a very small Chinese cricket
E
Englasim-to chew a piece of paper silently
F
Fangius-hatred towards propel bottles
Fantasmic-so wonderful to the point of... complete wonderfulness
Farfogey-ice cream that has been heated
Fargfizzle-an expression used when something bad happens
Farkel-circumsize
Fawina-as strong as the goats wind
Flimsticker-a substance that enhances anything, especially pop-tarts
Fluxtin-a red jellybean
Fomo-a faggot and a homo
Foogie Feather-stupid idiot
Froogle Nougat-sweedish fish sticks
Fploopsi-When Italian Ice goes bad
Frouf-a-douf-a jelly-filled Spanish substitute
Fwonker-a pimple with the intellegence of Albert Einstein
G
Garbonfunkel-a scandonavian gopher with 13 fingers
Gev-gave
Gibenpartochineristel-a red afro
Gintihouser-a hot english muffin
Glazerfost-to inhale tea with a scoop of rhino crap
Godiwanvoeiv-a word that means "Can you say 'I hate sauerkraut' in 47 different languages?"
Gopher Sporks-the ultimate weapon of mass destruction
Gorange-a rare disease where your eyebrows dissolve off your face
Gothzi-a gothic nazi
Grabadabanu-a red horse with a cape and a monocle
H
Harbuju-hairy hippy budists
Hippynuggets-poop from trees
Hoohaheeheehehohtooo-what you scream when a needle goes into your butt
Hurnage-running like an Irish tractor
I
J
Jocabooie-a toenail that has been died a different color
Jarootenist-one who believes that apples rain from the sky in late October
Jehliky-a word that means this pencil tastes like smelly weinerschnitzel
Jiffy-lube-pop-what you get when you mix oil service with popcorn
K
Karnotherox-a rhino constructed with cardboard boxes, which is made into a dwelling place
Kashole-an unknown town weast of Moscow with only Russians named Dennis can see or visit it
Kavump-slippers that smell like hippopotamus hairs
Kilntin-a chicken with rabies and gingivitis
Kimosabi's Tater Tots-flying hampsters floating in the toilet
Klebnar-a hackey sack with the personality of an Australian lumberjack
Klufothas-cookies shaped like Leonard Nemoy's left ear lobe
L
Lagwah-similar to the word "blargath" except in a negative connotation
M
Magic Barmitzpha Missile-the answer to all of life's mysteries
Melk-Milk
Mingtar-a smashed cork
Moog Spalarkey-what you call any monkey that saves you from attacking Amazonian tree frogs
N
Narkel-octopus
Nemoreth-purified pancakes with a topping of pudding skins from last Christmas
O
Ongle-the equivalent of hydrolics on a jeep
Oogyfark-the way you feel after you jump out of a plane without a parachute and you land on your feet unharmed, only to turn into a raccoon after your girlfriend hugs you
P
Pachatk-humbleness in recognition of being an abomination before the creator
Pallarehsna-a heild that defends one's souls by and with the Almighty
Panderia-the place that serves pandas in several styles: sauteed, deep fried, and skewered
Paneroz-a Russian titanium alloied snake
Panorizl-a Russian titanium alloid lizard
Pellchad-a power that is the Almighty's, granted to a man for the a certain deed for the Almighty
Perkahlah-siberian ice beetle
Pestorshun-a grave that all humans are digging themselves for the consequences of their sin
Pheenzill-the thin crust on new-fallen snow that is easily broken
Pillanzide-the request of forgiveness from the heart
Pilverize-to pillage a village, countryside, town, etc. to the point of pulverization
Pintery Doodle-a word used when you can't think of anything else to say
Piyallo-a pile of body waste from the rear of the head
Platicle-an armpit hair that is too long
Pongowus-a deformes alcatraz jailer
Porpofref-refers to lasagna being poured down one's trousers
Productoclate-being productive while eating a piece of lemon flavored darmite chocolate in a sunroof
Prominodinary-of the prominod
Puderby-a guilt that comes from within a man's heart that is provoked by the conscience
Pulsh-warm snow
Pusterf-a ruptured earlobe located in Mexcio
Q
Quarndop-used kitty litter that fell in the pool
R
Rashuakh-a man/panther creature that dwells in the bowels of Siberia, possesing a fur coat of deep blue
Rawingerseon-slobber in a cup
Rectate-the act of using your anus
Rev-a-no-no-a word which means I'm a genius in Morroco and you have a cobra on your head
Rufner-a clone of Kurt Russel and Hugh Heffner
S
Schindlerific-great like a nazi papya
Schnorgla-a word that means people are appearing, make it stop
Sherpack-a plethora of lethal towers that keep things from passing it
Shlofus-a cancer in one's soul
Shmeertoff-a game where you throw a pen against the wall and try to catch it
Shmoktar-an old bowling hippopotamus
Shnakmarunha-a band of Arabian fumigators
Shnibble-a drunken hobo with one leg
Shizniikeefornooh-what you hear music coming from the inside of a goat
Shnoogie-an adjective meaning funny and cute at the same time
Sicler-a harp claw that is almost as hard as steel possesed by a panorizl
Siq-when a person is annoyed to the point of sickness of someone or something
Sixel-a number that is a sixth of the number six
Slaboose-a U.S. Army general with the inteligence of a crew
Spench-the language where you speak Spanish in a French accent
Snith-a scratch-and-sniff action on a particular object
Spongepotter-a term used to describe the 2 most hated things in the universe
Sprickley-an eyeball that has exploded from lack of sleep
Squark-dead parrots coming back to haunt you
Squigeonerenginelisterinjo-a complimentry close at the end of a letter that means "with the most magnificent and amazing imaginary jelly beans sprinkled on this letter"
Sysmoorafe-an extremely large object made or crafted into a particular shape
T
Telzschnick-a piece of fruit
Ting-the tip of the toungue
Toristicrat-A ballinese Jew
Tovey-a word meaning "as exciting as 473 cardboard boxes"
Transquilathit-a state of the darkest mood of depression
Trrrrrrrrri-heart surgery performed without anasthetic
Twentar-an eskimo ritual where you take the meat of a porpoise and wear it on your head
U
V
Vanella-Vanilla
Vectinshow-tasty medicine
Velchagh-gangster grape posse
W
Weast-west of the east side, east of the west
Wherkickjet-what happens when your toilet maks wierd noises
Wiccathon-when a bunch of witches race to scrape the most toe jam off their brooms
Widget-an albino midget
Woogy-a flatulent fireman who cannot be tempted with driving school
X
Xingus-a flaming bracelet that explodes when you touch it
Y
Yorpsag-to shave using a golf club and blended raisons
Yubuscaza-a yuca plant with no soul
Z
Zumtiggle- a fat Chinese girl with manish qualities