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Quote of the Week Period of Time
Since most of the time I am to lazy to update the quote of the week, it is now quote of the period of time. I will try to make it weekly, but that won't always happen.
Todays Quote of the week is: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club. -Randall (xkcd)
Previous Quotes:
11/14/07-11/27/07 Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds. -Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
02/11/07-11/14/07 I bet nuns are awesome basketball players, especially the ones who can fly.-Randy (My Name Is Earl)
01/21/06-02/10/06: Excuse me, sir, but I am a kitten. -Andrawrstelyo
01/01/06-01/20/06: NO YOU'RE WRONG, YOU LIKE TO SING SONGS ABOUT TOBOGGANING-Andrew Pants (Beerbogganing)
10/29/06-12/31/06: I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron-Clem (Joe Dirt)
10/22/06-10/28/06: Is that a dog barking or is my burrito sick?-Andrawrstelyo
10/15/06-10/21/06: Mr. Finklestein, may I inquire you of a tiny washrag?-Speagsmanatee (A Film For People With Short Attention Spans)
10/08/06-10/14/06: and if they had exploding eyebrows, their faces would have to be opposable and have cool action karate chop phrases! like *Huan chi wong zoi gu bai!" which is texas madarin for "I will rip your face off and sip tea with my electronic onion stacker"-Wasabe
10/01/06-10/07/06: My nipples are hovering about the moon-Jarvfrankenstein
09/24/06-09/30/06: Pants have never been put to better use, ever-Alpancake
09/17/06-09/23/06: I enjoy a joke as much as the next fat person-The Trunchboll (Matilda)
09/10/06-09/16/06: Space: It seems to go on and on forever...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you-Phillip J. Fry (Futurama)
08/27/06-09/09/06: Holy S**!!! This eats more teriyaki than twenty five asparagus chewing elephants!-Drumonk
08/20/06-08/26/06: Who wants an orange loli-Some British Guys I saw at Yosemite. They were talking about popsicles.
08/06/06-08/19/06: Chewbacca, Chewbacca Lake Titicaca Chewbacca's on a scooter man HOLY CRAP!-The Aquabats (Ska Robot Army)
07/16/06-08/05/06: Welcome back my frisky little badgers -Craig Ferguson (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)
06/04/06-07/15/06: Oh, it's not a real weapon is it Jon? Well maybe you would like to define the word weapon for me while this plastic baby smashes into your temple at 180 miles per hour-Duff (Stealing Harvard)
05/28/06-06/03/06: Wouldn't the world be better off if people took nonsense more seriously-Marvin/Tally Hall (Secret message at the end of the song Hidden in the Sand, which is in Tally Hall's Album Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum)
05/21/06-05/27/06: Why don't you come over to my house this weekend and we'll bake some s'mores, and make some prank phone calls, and then we can duct tape my pets to the wall and watch them try to get lose?-"Weird Al" Yankovic (Al-TV)
05/07/06-05/20/06: Reality is based on your perception, especially if you're a dingo 24,000 feet in the air- Andrawrstelyo
04/30/06-05/06/06: Have you ever pooped a balloon?-Dwight Schrute (The Office)
04/09/06-04/29/06: Memo to myself, do all the dumb things I've got to do. Touch the puppet head.-They Might Be Giants (Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head)
03/26/06-04/08/06: If the fuzz is the police and the cops are pigs, then why isn't my bacon hairy?-Andrawrstelyo
03/05/06-03/25/06: You are welcome-A fortune cookie I got once
02/19/06-03/04/06: My wong wong hurts like alcohol-Speagsmanatee's Brother
02/12/06-02/18/06: If i was a dirty clothes hamper i would roll all around the world and spread my messages of creamy delight-Speagsmanatee
01/29/06-02/11/06: Watch the pink goat eat the grapenut box bookywoooky-Drumonk
01/22/06-01/28/06: I like bird poop on my salad-A little chinese girl playing a violin (EVIL ANCHORMAN VS THE EVIL MAID OF DOOM)
01/15/06-01/21/06: I was born in Dusseldorf and that is why they call me Rolf-An actor in "Springtime for Hitler" (The Producers)
01/08/06-01/14/06: I wash myself with a rag on a stick-Bart Simpson(The Simpsons)
01/01/06-01/07/06: CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA-Booker T
11/27/05-12/31/05: El Ni�o is spanish for The Ni�o-El Ni�o (Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley)
11/20/05-11/26/05: If midgets weren't midgets they would be tall-Speagsmanatee
11/13/05-11/19/05: Poke a pony until it gets breast cancer?-Drumonk
11/06/05-11/12/05: Oh no she not here, now do a tissue on her face-Group X (Mario Twins Remix)
10/30/05-11/05/05: Known coast to coast like butter and toast-Marvin (Welcome to Tally Hall)
10/23/05-10/29/05: My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamacalit, I'm nothing-Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
10/16/05-10/22/05: WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOOO-Ling (Kung Pow: Enter the Fist)
10/09/05-10/15/05: Heh Heh Happiness. Heh Heh, you said penis-Beavis and Butthead (Beavis and Butthead
10/02/05-10/08/05: WE DOMINATE THE POPULUS WITH AN IRON ANKLE!-Drumonk
09/25/05-10/01/05: Can I have a sticky hand... or a gumball?- Speagsmanatee
09/18/05-09/24/05: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside-Frank Drebin (The Naked Gun: Files From The Police Squad)
09/11/05-09/17/05: What is the square root of my pants?-Drumonk
08/04/05-09/10/05: The Pledge of Alegance does not end with hail satan-Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)
08/21/05-09/03/05: I'm on the prowl-Wasabe
08/14/05-08/20/05: How d'ya like the tuxedo. It's a rental but I've had it for fifteen years-Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld)
08/07/05-08/13/05: You forgot to use the flaaaaaaaaash-Speagsmanatee
07/31/05-08/06/05: I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-Am-That Weird Looking Guy (Green Eggs And Ham)
07/17/05-07/30/05: SMILEY FACE-Drumonk
07/10/05-07/16/05: FWAH, I pirate you-Wasabe
06/26/05-07/09/05: A boat is a boat but the mystery box could be anything. I mean it could even be a boat, and you know how much we've always wanted one of those-Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
06/19/05-06/25/05: I've seen some crazy stuff in my time, but that... was... AWESOME!!! Oh, sorry about your car, man- Tommy Calahan (Tommy Boy)
06/12/05-06/18/05: Everybody know that dancing is a highly enjoyable recreational activity, what you don't know is that dancing was invented by JOSEPH STALIN-Tally Hall
06/05/05-06/11/05: Yummy Yummy in my colon-Speagsmanatee
05/29/05-06/04/05: This is good watermelon, tastes like poo-Stanley Spedowski (UHF)
05/22/05-05/28/05: I'll take the penis mightier!-Sean Connery (Saturday Night Live Jeopardy)
05/15/05-05/21/05: Your mom was a homeslice-Staliosis
05/08/05-05/14/05: Did you know if you are not willing to use the R rating you are only allowed to use the f word once. Do you know what I have to say about that? @#$% that!-Chili Palmer (Be Cool)
05/01/05-05/07/05: Everyone loves a potato monkey-Tally Hall (Good Day)
04/17/05-04/30/05: The three components of an orange are it tastes like an orange, it is orange, and it is juicy-Mizz Migbo
04/10/05-04/16/05: I pooped a hammer-Brick Tammelin (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy)
04/10/05-04/16/05: Bald yetis eat macaroni and cheese in the summer time-Wasabe
04/03/05-04/09/05: Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan-"Weird Al" Yankovic (Dare To Be Stupid)
03/27/05-04/02/05: Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous benhind the wheel, can still serve a purpose- Lloyd Christmas (Dumb and Dumber)
03/20/05-03/26/05: That is a load of Bolshevism-Staliosis
03/13/05-03/19/05: If I am losing, the other person is obvoiusly cheating-Speagsmanatee
03/06/05-03/12/05: Warned you I tried, Listen you did not, Now screwed we all shall be-Yoda (Starwars episode 3: A lost hope)
02/27/05-03/05/05: YOU SO STUPID-Kooni (UHF)
02/20/05-02/26/05: Fat old men quickly mobilize-Crow (Mystery Science Theater 3000: Santa Conquers the Martians)
02/13/05-02/19/05: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life-Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons)
02/06/05-02/12/05: If Spiderman ate a radioactive hot dog, would the ant army of doom blow up the mountain of radish flavored jello-Speagsmanatee (Unipod the Superhero)
01/30/05-02/05/05: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? (long pause) My @$$-Betty (Kung Pow: Enter The Fist)
01/23/05-01/29/05: If ignorance is bliss, you'd think people would be happier when you pointed out what morons they are-Alfred E. Neuman (Mad #444)
01/16/05-01/22/05: I am going to throw an African rug through your banana-Drumonk
01/09/05-01/15/05: I know it looks like I comb my hair forward, but actually that's not true, I comb my face backwards-Donald Trump (Late Night With Conan O'Brien)
12/26/04-01/08/05: Isn't life pretty Earnest Hemmingway once said, and then he put a bullet through his head-Henry Philips (On The Shoulders Of Freaks)
12/12/04-12/25/04: Remember that one time we were smoking and Ryan ate it-Dane
12/05/04-12/11/04: I love America. Land of the free, Home of the whopper-George W. Bush (Mad TV)
11/28/04-12/04/04: My nipples look like milk duds-Whimp Blow (Kung Pow: Enter the Fist)
11/21/04-11/27/04: I'll do it gladly-Staliosis
11/14/04-11/20/04: I was married once, on an online fantasy game, we were going to have children but that would have seriously drained my power crystals-Comic Book Guy (The Simpsons)
11/07/04-11/13/04: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate-Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)
10/31/04-11/06/04: That's one small step for man and one giant... I have a dream-Mike Donnelly (Black Sheep)
10/24/04-10/30/04: You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper-The Grim Reaper (Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey)
10/17/04-10/23/04: What's a niece?-Mickey Gawn
10/10/04-10/16/04: He called the sh** poop-Billy Madison (Billy Madison)
10/03/04-10/09/04: You're So Idiot-Jordan
09/26/04-10/02/04: Zang!-Wayne (Wayne's World)
09/19/04-09/25/04: Balls!, said the queen. If I had two I'd be King- Drumonk
09/12/04-09/18/04: Mashed potatoes can be your friends-"Weird Al" Yankovic (Dare To Be Stupid)
09/05/04-09/11/04: I am a an ogre slaying knife that gives a pickled hotdog every 5th spider-Wasabe
08/29/04-09/04/04: I am the sexiest sexy that ever sexied.-Speagsmanatee