THE BOOK OF BOB
CHAPTER 1
Lo, and upon the great ham there appeared stove top stuffing, and there was joy throughout the land for a time. But the stuffing was as for chicken and great sadness was at hand. So upon the horizon was made a great
in-sink-erator and the stuffing was cast out into beyond.
A great cranberry sauce came down from the heavens and said, "partake of me, and there shall be peace upon
the ham for a thousand generations" So they partook of the ham and the cranberry sauce and peace reigned throughout the gladware.
When the long raspberry ferries blue upon great spoon, spark tooth upon grey lateral pork rinds.
If the grass looks upon the cow, the dolphin shall call you at lymph node.
I have never served in the Armed Forces, however a few of my relatives have. My father, three uncles, three grandfathers, a cousin,a greatgrandfather and a distant relative have served. Most have been in the Navy, thus this is focus of the pages to follow.
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