EWA Tuesday Night Heat Results For March 16th, 1999, Hosted By Paul Diamond & The EWA Informer.
• Ted DiBiase Interview.
- {{DiBiase appears on the EWA Video Wall with a very smug look on his face}}
DiBiase: "I've just come out of a meeting with EWA officials, my lawyer, and an attourney representing Tom Stone and the Extreme Wrestling Association. It looks RX has been out-smarted."
{{He swallows and looks down, while pausing for a few moments. He's obviously very disturbed }}
DiBiase: "Tom Stone put a stipulation in the contract to the TB2K/RX match... AFTER I had signed it. Yeah, it was low and under-handed, AND I'VE SPENT THE LAST 48 HOURS TRYING TO HAVE IT REMOVED!!! Everyone saw it last night.... RX pinned La Parka, and we won the match fairly!! But no... it had to be restarted. You know EWA, the more I look around, the more everyone here pisses me off!! You're all a bunch of jokes.... nothing more. From The Regulators who can't even come out of their shells long enough to have a civilized conversation, to El Conejo who's worst weapon is his own stupidity. {{pauses}} It seems that RX is no longer gamefully employed in the EWA.... and Stone wants it that way."
{{The fans are heard in the background going crazy with joy!!}}
DiBiase: "EWA... I hope you all die. Every last one of you... except the few RX members who have the ability to stay in the EWA due to their previous EWA contracts. Bad Company... ACO... Danger Inc.... DON'T LET THESE EWA IDIOTS FOOL YOU!!! Leave this place before you get bullied around!!! They don't care about you here.... {{sighs}} Fucking assholes..... EWA, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE LAST OF RX, BUT IF I HAVE TO FIGHT TILL THE DAY I DIE, I WILL MAKE TOM STONE AND ALL OF YOU IDIOTS REMEMBER THE DOWNFALLS TO YOUR ACTIONS!!! These belts... {{shows the tag-belts and International strap of the EWA}} I guess they're back where they belong. Stone, do with them what you please. Stone.... god I hate you!! Wrestlers of the EWA... let me warn you, STONE IS EVIL!!! HE FORCED RX OUT OF THE EWA BECAUSE WE WERE TOO POWERFUL!!! DON'T YOU GUYS EVER BECOME TOO FAMOUS, OR HE'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!!! HE IS THE DEVIL!!!!"
{{2 security guards approach DiBiase and grab his arms. One of them says "Come on Mr. DiBiase, your air time is up."}}
DiBiase: "NO, DAMNIT NO....... EWA, BEWARE.... HE'S ONLY OUT FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL GAIN... NO, LET GO OF ME!!!!!"
{{DiBiase is escourted from the building, as it looks like we have reached the end of an era. ReVoLuTiOn~X© is no more...}}.
• Tom Stone Interview.
- HAHAHAHHAH!!! DO YOU BELEIVE THAT CRAP!??! But Its True!! RX IS GONE!!! I RID THE EWA OF RX!!!! I Told You I'd Do It!! And Tonight... Tonight Marks The Begining Of The NEW EWA... You Can See That There Are 2 Open Matches For Tonight's Card... So, Tonight... Damian Will Take On TNT In A Match For The EWA International Title!!!! And As For The Tag Team Titles... The Anti-Corperate Outlaws Will Fight Imminent Danger For The Tag Team Titles TONIGHT ON HEAT!!!!
• Match #2: Rooftop Death Match: DMX vs. Damian.
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• Match #3: No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere: The Wildman vs. X-Treme.
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• Match #4: Parking Lot Brawl: TNT vs. Wardog.
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• Imminent Danger Interview.
- The lights in the arena black out. Danger INC's theme kicks in over the PA, only to be cut off by "Fascist Pig" by Suicidal Tendacies. Deuce and Blitzkreig of Imminent Danger make their way to the ring wearing the dog collars for tonights match. Deuce jumps in the ring over the top rope as Blitz slides under the bottom rope. Johnny Bones is in the middle of the ring ready to interview them.
Johnny Bones: "Blitz, Deuce... Tongiht you face the Regulators in a 4-way dog collar match. What do you have to say about this?"
Deuce: "Well, Johnny... {{laughing}} There really isn't much to say on the matter. Tonight Danger INC walks in the ring and we'll walk out of the ring. Rage and Ramos, thats another story right Blitz."
Blitz: "Thats right Deuce. Tonight Regualtors you better mount up and come correct cause when you step into the ring with Danger INC tonight there is gonna be hell to pay. There is only one word to sum up the events of tonight."
All of a sudden all of the arena lights black out and the EWA Big Screen begins to fill with static. The static dissapears and the word REDRUM in bloody letters starts to burn into the screen. The letters appear to run down the screen as the lights come back on. Blitz and Deuce are not in the ring they have dissapeared.
Johnny Bones: "Well, that certainly was...... Hey, where'd they go?"
• Match #5: 4 Way Dog Collar Bedlam Match: The Regulators vs. Imminent Danger.
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• Match #6: Lightweight Title Weapons Match: El Conejo De Vuelo vs. The Hardcore Kid.
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• Match #7: International Title Match: Damian vs. TNT.
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• Match #8: Tag Team Title Match: The Anti-Corperate Outlaws vs. Imminent Danger.
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