El Conejo Del Vuelo
                                Vs
                         The Hardcore Kid
Johnny Bones - This next match is a Lightweight Title Weapon's Match!!...

Johnny Bones - Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Hombre De La
Langosta, weighing 187 pounds, [Fans cheer as El Conejo Del Vuelo
walks out] The EWA Lightweight Champion,  El Coooneeejooo Deeel Vuuueeelooo!!!

[El Conejo Del Vuelo makes his way to the ring.]

Johnny Bones - And his opponent, [The Hardcore Kid steps out of the
entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming
down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, from Brooklyn, NY, Theee Haaardcoooreee
Kiiid!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Hardcore Kid walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Paul Diamond - El Conejo Del Vuelo slams a 2x4 across the face of
The Hardcore Kid! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a piece of barbedwire
and raked it across The Hardcore Kid's face!! El Conejo Del Vuelo
picks up the steel steps and slams it into The Hardcore Kid hard El
Conejo Del Vuelo grabs the barbedwire chain and nails The Hardcore
Kid across the back 

The Informer - The Hardcore Kid tosses a handful of tacks into El
Conejo Del Vuelo's eyes!! The Hardcore Kid busts El Conejo Del Vuelo
open with a broken bottle! El Conejo Del Vuelo runs at The Hardcore
Kid full force and nails The Hardcore Kid with a belt!! The Hardcore
Kid hits El Conejo Del Vuelo repeatedly with a chair!! 

Paul Diamond - The Hardcore Kid nails El Conejo Del Vuelo with a fire
extinguisher El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a pair of brass knuckles and
punches The Hardcore Kid in the head!! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a
fire extinguisher and sprays The Hardcore Kid in the eyes! The Hardcore
Kid's temporarily blinded! El Conejo Del Vuelo slams a pipe against
The Hardcore Kid's mouth!  Oh damn there went a tooth! El Conejo Del
Vuelo grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of The Hardcore Kid 

The Informer - The Hardcore Kid picks up the steel steps and slams
it into El Conejo Del Vuelo hard The Hardcore Kid grabs a pair of
brass knuckles and punches El Conejo Del Vuelo in the head!! The Hardcore
Kid runs at El Conejo Del Vuelo full force and nails El Conejo Del
Vuelo with a belt!! The Hardcore Kid slams a pipe against El Conejo
Del Vuelo's mouth!  Oh damn there went a tooth! The Hardcore Kid grabs
a stun gun and shocks the shit out of El Conejo Del Vuelo  

Paul Diamond - El Conejo Del Vuelo picks up the steel steps and slams
it into The Hardcore Kid hard El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a piece of
barbedwire and raked it across The Hardcore Kid's face!! 

The Informer - El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a pair of brass knuckles
and punches The Hardcore Kid in the head!! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs
the barbedwire chain and nails The Hardcore Kid across the back The
Hardcore Kid nails El Conejo Del Vuelo with a fire extinguisher El
Conejo Del Vuelo slams a pipe against The Hardcore Kid's mouth!  Oh
damn there went a tooth! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a stun gun and
shocks the shit out of The Hardcore Kid  

Paul Diamond - El Conejo Del Vuelo tosses a handful of tacks into
The Hardcore Kid's eyes!! El Conejo Del Vuelo busts The Hardcore Kid
open with a broken bottle! El Conejo Del Vuelo hits The Hardcore Kid
repeatedly with a chair!! The Hardcore Kid grabs a pair of brass knuckles
and punches El Conejo Del Vuelo in the head!! The Hardcore Kid grabs
a fire extinguisher and sprays El Conejo Del Vuelo in the eyes! El
Conejo Del Vuelo's temporarily blinded! 

The Informer - El Conejo Del Vuelo slams a pipe against The Hardcore
Kid's mouth!  Oh damn there went a tooth! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs
a stun gun and shocks the shit out of The Hardcore Kid  El Conejo
Del Vuelo grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked it across The Hardcore
Kid's face!! El Conejo Del Vuelo picks up the steel steps and slams
it into The Hardcore Kid hard 

Paul Diamond - El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a pair of brass knuckles
and punches The Hardcore Kid in the head!! El Conejo Del Vuelo slams
a pipe against The Hardcore Kid's mouth!  Oh damn there went a tooth!
El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of The
Hardcore Kid  El Conejo Del Vuelo runs at The Hardcore Kid full force
and nails The Hardcore Kid with a belt!! 

The Informer - El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a piece of barbedwire and
raked it across The Hardcore Kid's face!! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs
a pair of brass knuckles and punches The Hardcore Kid in the head!!
The Hardcore Kid hits El Conejo Del Vuelo repeatedly with a chair!!
The Hardcore Kid tosses a handful of tacks into El Conejo Del Vuelo's
eyes!! The Hardcore Kid busts El Conejo Del Vuelo open with a broken
bottle! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs the barbedwire chain and nails The
Hardcore Kid across the back 

Paul Diamond - The Hardcore Kid nails El Conejo Del Vuelo with a fire
extinguisher The Hardcore Kid hits El Conejo Del Vuelo repeatedly
with a chair!! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs the barbedwire chain and
nails The Hardcore Kid across the back El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a
fire extinguisher and sprays The Hardcore Kid in the eyes! The Hardcore
Kid's temporarily blinded! El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs the barbedwire
chain and nails The Hardcore Kid across the back El Conejo Del Vuelo
slams a pipe against The Hardcore Kid's mouth!  Oh damn there went
a tooth! 

The Informer - El Conejo Del Vuelo busts The Hardcore Kid open with
a broken bottle! The Hardcore Kid grabs a pair of brass knuckles and
punches El Conejo Del Vuelo in the head!! El Conejo Del Vuelo hits
The Hardcore Kid repeatedly with a chair!! The Hardcore Kid grabs
a piece of barbedwire and raked it across El Conejo Del Vuelo's face!!
The Hardcore Kid picks up the steel steps and slams it into El Conejo
Del Vuelo hard 

Paul Diamond - El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a pair of brass knuckles
and punches The Hardcore Kid in the head!! El Conejo Del Vuelo slams
a pipe against The Hardcore Kid's mouth!  Oh damn there went a tooth!
El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit out of The
Hardcore Kid  El Conejo Del Vuelo runs at The Hardcore Kid full force
and nails The Hardcore Kid with a belt!! The Hardcore Kid hits El
Conejo Del Vuelo repeatedly with a chair!! El Conejo Del Vuelo slams
a pipe against The Hardcore Kid's mouth!  Oh damn there went a tooth!

The Informer - El Conejo Del Vuelo grabs a stun gun and shocks the
shit out of The Hardcore Kid  The Hardcore Kid tosses a handful of
tacks into El Conejo Del Vuelo's eyes!! 

Paul Diamond - The Hardcore Kid grabs a stun gun and shocks the shit
out of El Conejo Del Vuelo  The Hardcore Kid grabs a fire extinguisher
and sprays El Conejo Del Vuelo in the eyes! El Conejo Del Vuelo's
temporarily blinded! El Conejo Del Vuelo nails The Hardcore Kid with
a fire extinguisher The Hardcore Kid grabs a fire extinguisher and
sprays El Conejo Del Vuelo in the eyes! El Conejo Del Vuelo's temporarily
blinded! 

The Informer - El Conejo Del Vuelo nails The Hardcore Kid with a fire
extinguisher The Hardcore Kid grabs the barbedwire chain and nails
El Conejo Del Vuelo across the back The Hardcore Kid grabs a piece
of barbedwire and raked it across El Conejo Del Vuelo's face!! The
Hardcore Kid runs at El Conejo Del Vuelo full force and nails El Conejo
Del Vuelo with a belt!! The Hardcore Kid slams a pipe against El Conejo
Del Vuelo's mouth!  Oh damn there went a tooth! The Hardcore Kid grabs
a stun gun and shocks the shit out of El Conejo Del Vuelo  

Paul Diamond - The Hardcore Kid grabs a piece of barbedwire and raked
it across El Conejo Del Vuelo's face!! The Hardcore Kid grabs a pair
of brass knuckles and punches El Conejo Del Vuelo in the head!! 

The Informer - The Hardcore Kid picks up the steel steps and slams
it into El Conejo Del Vuelo hard The Hardcore Kid grabs a pair of
brass knuckles and punches El Conejo Del Vuelo in the head!! The Hardcore
Kid grabs a pair of brass knuckles and punches El Conejo Del Vuelo
in the head!! 

Paul Diamond - The Hardcore Kid tosses a handful of tacks into El
Conejo Del Vuelo's eyes!! The Hardcore Kid busts El Conejo Del Vuelo
open with a broken bottle! The Hardcore Kid hits El Conejo Del Vuelo
repeatedly with a chair!! El Conejo Del Vuelo destroys The Hardcore
Kid with a blow to the head with a hammer!! That's gotta be it!! 

The Informer - The Hardcore Kid is out from that shot to the head with
the hammer!! El Conejo Del Vuelo picks up his body... and locks on Dolor
Que Doy!! The Hardcore Kid is out!! Mike Hunter checks the arm... it goes
down Once!! He lifts the arm.... Down again!! And the last time.........
YES!!! El Conejo Wins!!!

[El Conejo Del Vuelo won the match in 28 minutes and 53 seconds.]

Johnny Bones - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and STILL EWA
Lightweight Champion, El Coooneeejooo Deeel Vuuueeelooo!!!