"When you are down and out something always turns up, and it's usually the noses of your friends" - Orson Wells
"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing" - Oscar Wylde
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" - Oscar Wylde
"Clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on society" - Mark Twain
"The Cruelest lies are often told in silence" - Robert Louis Stevenson
"Always forgive your enemy's; nothing annoys them so much" - Oscar wylde
"I wear my heart on my sleeve and my liver on my pant leg." - Steven Wright
"He who ceases to be a friend, never was one." - Anonymous
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." - Anonymous
"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." - Juan Ramon Jimenez