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| Part III. Your Motive(s) Every truly evil dictator needs a motive. Castro was tired of his oppressive predecessors, Hitler had a social disease, Lenin wanted equality among the masses� Now, while most dictators lose sight of their motive once they receive power, your motive is important before you receive power. Here are some of the common motives: � Mommy Never Loved Me- Ok, these people are pathetic. �Mommy never loved me?� Oh, poor you. Join the rest of those who were raised by their dad(or raised themselves) who are perfectly well-adjusted. Ultimately, this motive is sad. Very, very sad. � Money Hungry- the few actually use this as their excuse, err�motive, are already rich and are quite full of themselves. They usually take control by way of large corporations *cough*BillGates*cough*. This generally takes longer than other motives. � You want to end �oppression� of your peoples- Many do-gooders started out on this and once they achieve this goal, they become power hungry *cough*CastroandLenin*cough* � �I�m rich and bored� - rich brats. That�s what I call them. They�re the ones who give up when a new toy comes out. Their age ranges from 10-37, depending on how attached they are to their mommy. � You were made fun of as a young geek, erm.. genius- �FOOLS!!!! You�ll pay for all those wedgies and swirlies! You will rue the day you ever messed with Kwigon the Uberbot!� Ok, these guys are geeks. They always have the secret names that only other nerds who play D&D know. These are one of the �weaker� motives. � �justice�(aka revenge)- in my opinion, this is one of the better motives. I mean, it has no boundaries! Who, besides yourself, can say when your revenge is complete? And, if you are truly evil, your revenge will almost never be finished. � To have �world peace�-(what a joke) we all know what you�re really doing, so why don�t you give up already? The �good guys� *shudder* will get you before you even think about world domination. � You want the South to rise again � NOT EVIL! Don�t even get me started on this. � So Another Race Can Take Over- *Twilight Zone Theme* You never know�*evil cackle* � Hatred for All Mankind- Many people experience this, but never go farther than a few murders and then Life with out parole. Goes slightly hand-in-hand with above motive. � You�re Insane- Most evil dictators eventually become insane, but the type I mean are the ones who know they�re insane, realize evil is the only way for them, and they go berserk across the world. This is usually the most effective, as insanity is often mistaken for charisma. |