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| PartII. The Realization You're in preschool. Art Class. Everyone is drawing bunnies and scribbles that they say are their parents. You? You're drawing gory war scenes with the precision of da Vinci. Fast-forward to second grade. Your class is watching Charlotte's Web. Charlotte dies and everyone is crying. You? You're laughing and secretly hoping that Wilbur will lash out and kill Charlotte's babies. Fifth grade. You are taking High School classes and you listen to Mozart. You enjoy reading. The only 'friends' you have are followers from the computer club. Yes, you are their king. Ninth grade. You're taking all A.P. classes, you know five languages, two of which are dead. You teach Calculus at a local college. Your followers now include the geek nation and your resentors are the 'Goths' who are jealous of your evilness. Sometime around here, you realize: "I'm not like other kids." And you're right, you're one of the proud few who are truly an evil genius, bent on World Domination. By the time you are 21, you are richer than Bill Gates, but keep it secret from the government, so you can pay as little tax as possible. ----- Now that you've realized you are truly evil, you are probably asking "What do I do now?", "When should I start my quest for world domination?", and "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Read on for the answers to your questions. |