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| Introduction: So, you want to be an evil dictator. Well, this is the book for you. In these special pages, you'll find tips and strategies that are fool proof ways to achieve world domination. Part I. The Definition of Evil Before I get to the true grit of being an evil dictator, I should tell you want evil is.There are two types of evil: true evil and moronic/wannabe evil. True Evil: The real audience of this book. You are truly evil and you know it, as do your loyal disciples. Before you become an evil dictator, you have to be an evil genius. As you will see in the next section, this genius is special. Not the big headed "I know every answer, so I'll show off and make everyone look stupid" genius. The "I know every answer, to every question, and I know when to keep my mouth shut, and to only reveal my genius when using it for evil," is the correct way to think. (More to be added soon) Moronic/Wannabe Evil: These are the people who try to be evil, but fail horribly. They are your general "Goth". These people 'know' they're evil, but they are gravely mistaken. You can easily spot these freaks. They're in the corner wearing black lipstick and eyeliner. Especially the guys. Another group of degenerate 'evil' kids are the morons. A truly evil person is never a moron, and a truly evil person never picks on little kids*, or beat up younger kids for lunch money. You see, the morons already have that covered. They're your classic "bullies". But unlike the Wannabes (Goths), these idiots have different variations. � Popular- usually jocks and cheerleaders. They have an IQ of, at the most, 70. They think that, because they are rich, they rule everyone. Wrong-o. � Redneck- these are the kids with mullets, who wear camouflage hats, and they own hunting rifles. Following their stereotype, they often live in a trailer and almost guaranteed- the have a Confederate flag over their bed. � "I'm too cool" but not really- these are the kids who try to be "popular" by copying the "popular" idiots. They make fun of people in the hopes that they would be accepted by their idols. They are usually the worst, because they will go to any lengths to cause problems. Another addition to the �Wannabes� are the people who sit and are quiet, but because of things they say in passing to their friends, they think they are evil. They aren�t but they make good lackeys. * unless they have rolley backpacks. DEATH TO ROLLEY BACKPACKS! |