Archives -- October 2004

Its been a whole year since I started this site. Time for a clip show.

I am reading my entries from january and they all suck.

February 16, 2004 - Spiritual Enlightenment
"...Mel Gibson is a terrorist."

Ya thats right I said it first.

February 17, 2004 - Weekend Recap
I just try to stick this pic in where ever I can.

February 25, 2004 - Summer come anytime, in the next week, please.
"I think the one that by far blows the most of all my classes is, Biology Pre-IB. Its hard shit. We are doing a unit on genes and dihybrid crosses, etc. Its completely relevant to our lives (no seriously it is, not being sarcastic) and thats the part that makes me angry. I can't complain with "How am I going to use this in my life", because I probably will reference back to it, a lot."

March 2, 2004 - Its March Baby!
"The Madness brings out the competetive spirit in everyone. In a few days i can be found kicking the shit out of a cat, IN MY SLEEP BITCH!"

April 2, 2004 - Societal Issues, Chronic Liars and You.
Officer Woop Ass: Shut the fuck up bitch, your a lieing sack of shit.
Audrey: No, I was abducted outside a convience store, honest!

Anybody remember when we did the vote for who joanna should choose to go out with?

April 9, 2004
The Choice: Who Will Joanna choose?
What we have here is a great spectator sport. Its something easily poked and fucked with. Heres a quick overview of our contestants. Disclaimer: This is based off rumors. Any of these are incorrect im me and ill straighten it out.
Tom Hes red headed and a furious competitor. Hes a long time Joanna admirer/stalker and he has been pursuing for a while.
Zak Zak is a new player and makes fun of Joanna a lot, but obviously this hasn't altered his view of her.
Keith Keith is a person of good intentions, what more can a girl ask for. (aka i have nothin to say on him)
Nick Nick has a lot of hair and a abnormally large forehead. Hes got nothin else going for him.

The Old Site Layout
Who can forget the old layout. R.I.P.

Most of the entries after those weren't either that funny or you still remember them. So, enjoy the site for what it is now, because its all down hill from here. Just kidding, i am planning on a good new Evil King year.

The new forum "The Spot" has 24 new members and 400+ posts in the first week. Actually its only been 5 days. Some people (devin), alrady have 100+ posts. I like to call those people nerds, but thats just me. I have been real busy working on making that look good and easy to navigate. I am pretty much done doing that, but something can always be changed.

I tried making my own free forum with PHPBB Communities, but it was damn confusing. So, unless somebody finds a fantastic free php and mysql hosting super server, we are stuck with "The Spot". Seems that everyone is pretty satisfied so, no worries. Once you get bored with "The Spot" check out what i modeled my forum after, Mindless Bullshit. Its another forum for a few webmasters with larger, more visited sites, like Ryan Perry's Gorilla Mask, Smit's Smithappens, Corey's Nerdy South, Super Smithers' Super Smithers and another guys Drunk Report. Check those out, much funnier and wittier than this.

Some of you guys may have seen my thread in the forum "New Site" already, but i'll bring it to the attention of the rest of ya. I have been reviewing HTML in Comp Tech 1 the past few days and it has re-inspired me to make a new site seperate from Evil King. I have no real ideas for what the content of the site would be so i need ideas. Put em in the thread. Finally, I am gonna give props to you guys for making "The Spot" the place to be.

Everybody, the day has come. Comments are feeling a little strained. Its times to unleash your rants on the new, "Evil Forum". Once everybody gets signed up and talking about stuff, it'll be awesome. Sign up like, right now.

1. Pink Floyd - Darkside of The Moon
Favorite Song: Time
My Favorite CD of all-time. The whole CD is one song almost and it has multiple uses. It syncs almost perfectly with The Wizard of Oz which is very cool. I like all the songs on it except for one song thats not really a song. Its just a bunch of noise. I suspect one of the members of that band has smoked. Further investigation is required...

2. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Favorite Song: Protect Ya Neck
A straight up Rap classic. It was the debut group for famous rappers Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man and Ghostface Killa. It set off the rap world in a new direction during a time of West Coast gangsta rap. Its just a cool cd and knowing what it stands for. Reguardless of all that, its got some good songs on it.

3. Elvis Costello and The Attractions - This Years Model
Favorite Song: Big Tears
Elvis Costello is just cool in the first place. His music is catchy and cool. The songs on this CD are to the best of his musical talent.

4. Nas - It Was Written
Favorite Song: Take it in Blood
Everbody likes Illmatic the best of Nas' cds but I think this is the best. It just has more and better songs. Nas' songs are always good and this is my favorite.

5. Bob Marley and The Wailers - Live
Favorite Song: No Woman, No Cry
Bob Marley you stoner. In turn his songs kickass, especially live in concert.

6. The Roots - Things Fall Apart
Favorite Song: Ain't Saying Nothing New
I just found this CD among the familys CDs. I listened to it once and it was good. liked it ever since. Its smooth and perfect to play poker to.

7. Dr. Dre - The Chronic
Favorite Song: Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')
Rap Classic. One word. "Biiiiiaaaatttcccchhhhh."

8. Snoop Doggy Dogg - Tha Last Meal
Favorite Song: Lay Low
After his debut on "The Chronic", Snoop comes out with a few good CDs, Doggystyle, The Doggfather, just to name a few. But then comes "Tha Last Meal". With classics like Lay Low and others I cant remember its one of my favorite CDs.

9. Jimi Henrix - The Ultimate Hendrix Experience. Favorite Song: Red House
Died of a drug over dose. In turn his songs kickass.

10. Ben Folds Five - Whatever and Ever Amen
Favorite Song: Kate
A band noone has really heard of but, the band doesn't mind. Because they have already broken up. They were good while they were around.

Honorable Mention: Anything, Crime Mob comes out with. "In My White Tee" is a guarenteed hit.

"On another note all this site is is negative recently, its kinda starting to depress me actually. Its kinda funny when you guys are like thats so jewish but do you realize that you are on teh internet which is free to everyone and it gets offensive." - Taryn

Couldn't agree more. Its probably the weather or some sort of other factor. At any rate, everybody has noticed the site has lost a mantality everybody likes. I haven't really realized the loss until today. I have been in shambles today. Crying at the comp, falling off my chair and just lying on the floor. Its depressing and halirious.

Its time to go back to old form though. Its EK's god damn birthday damnit, I said be happy a few entries back. So everyone, lets all get our fingers out of our asses and be happy.

Everybody knows 7th Heaven sucks. Everybody. Its crappier than Touched by an Angel and has the exact same fanbase. Everybody was in perfect harmony with 7th Heaven and Touched By An Angel (which is now off the air). I was able to handle seeing 2 seconds of channel clicking viewing of the show. Even that was painful, either the dad was cracking down on slightly good grades or the prize daughter was caught kissing a boy. I usually recovered by swearing a little and I felt better.

"Fuck, Shit, damn... ohhhh ya, back to the real world."

Despite our harmony, 7th Heaven pushed it over the edge. As I was flipping the channels I decided to go to the "Shitty End" of TV, channels 17-45 in other words and I stumbled upon this show. It was a gathering of students outside of a high school talking about the coming election and the issues that affected them most. It was pretty funny, the white kid started the conversation with, "The world is a mess, but I am so conflicted on where to start helping people". The resident black kid whined about the bitches in Sudan, Africa being killed by the millions. The resident indian kid who is obviously obese tried to talk but he was hit by a stray arrow. Ha funny just kidding, he bitched about his fellow indian feather heads not getting a fair way to share its meaningless culture.

It went on like this, with the resident Jew shaloming about how the worlds problems wont be solved until the land of milk and honey is peaceful. An asian kid detested that nothing will be safe until one of the koreas is dealt with or something. It came back to the average white kid and this is when I expected the kid to say, "Vote on November the second".

It didn't happen. It scened out to the Camden household. So, I'm thinking ok this must be like a school project or something. I was wrong again. The parents are discussing who they are gonna vote for and they wont tell each other. They bitch at each other for a good 5 slow minutes.

The show continues on like this until 5 minutes left in the show and everybody has registered and shit. Something is missing from this episode though that is in every other episode. Oh right the one child that learns a special lesson/moral. She was quiet about her views on politics in the beginning and so her crush tells her to speak up. Being dick whipped she does.

Now, I have heard 7th Heaven was trying to be edgier. I am thinking she'll speak up and some girl will tell her to shut the fuck up and go suck on a lemon.

She goes out to the regular geek political talk centralium and her crush is there. He encourages her to give her speech. Wanting that dick she goes right ahead. She starts talking and then something that would never happen ever, did happen here. People start tapping there friends to turn and listen to this girls spontaneous speech. One person shushed another person so they could hear! What the fuck is that shit. I was waiting for something cool to happen but after she finished it scened to the family who together say "Vote". The whole show looked like a government funded, educational supplement. Then it went to credits.

I am going to have the 7th Heaven cast over for "dinner" and give them a gun full of "hearty homemade food".

To the unknown commenter, we all like you coming here. Say whatever you want the internets a free place, just return the favor. I made a place for you to call me vagina whipped now tell us who you are.

Alright, first let me clarify. I said "Fuck Politics", not "Politics Rule and talk about them in the comments". I'll let it slip this time fuckers. I am just suprise you actually kinda discussed my topic for the entry.

Let me paint a metal image for you. So, its any regular day. You just got out of second period and your truckin' to your next engagement whether it be lunch, class or ditching. You see all the normal scenery, teachers, circles of friends and nick canning somebody. All of a sudden, you hear this consistent ringing. Oh god what is that annoying high pitch noise? You notice a black girl with head phones on and shes dancing. "Fuck," you say, "Not another annoying synthesizer beat! God damn you Lil' John! Why!?"

That happens to me about 15 times a day. First it was Get Low, next it was Salt Shaka, next it was Yeah, now its Goodies. Lil' John is rediculously rich and I have lost all respect for KDWB and B96. I almost completely have those songs out of my listening radius but when those dudes have their music on just loud enough to seep through their generic over the ear headphones, I am ready to kick some ass. Just walk to em and be like "Alright, I'm not gonna listen to you or anybody," PLLLLAAAAOOOOOWWWWW! Owned.

The worst part of this is Lil' John has a monopoly over crappy rap. Doesn't anybody miss the songs like Back That Ass up by Juvenile? Or all of Juveniles old songs? Shit how bout a few verse for old times sake.

I could fuck you right, yeah
All night, yeah
Wanna bring it to my house, yeah
On the couch, yeah
Knock the pussy out, yeah
Get them out, yeah
I wanna see these hoes, yeah
Bend it low, yeah
Let me run it in the hole, yeah
Let me know, yeah

Hahahahahahahahaha, I miss that.

But seriously, Lil' John is featured in every crappy rap song now. Its repetitive as hell. He gets featured in a song, they get a soundbite of him saying yeah and he smashes a synthesizer keyboard. Another Hit, according to all the black girls in the nation. So many crappy rappers have fallen victim to Lil' Johns genericness. Ciara, Usher, Rated R, Too Short, Suave Dre and Da Brat. They could be making their own crappy rap songs that would be entertaining, but instead they make a crappy Lil' John beat song. Heres the run down of the songs.

Ciara - Goodies: The beat would sound better played by a high school band but not orchestra, cuz it sucks.
Usher - Yeah: This song sounds exactly like get low and I just hate usher.
Ying Yang Twins - Salt Shaka: Shake it like a salt shaker? I'd rather just hear Lil' John Rap.
Lil John - Get Low: To the window to the wall its over.
Lil John - I Dont Give A...: Just say it you puss rag. You dont give a fuck. Great.

Before I finish this up I am just gonna cover a few things. I wanna holla at Devin cuz he got in the darkroom with Molly Watkins. As awkward as it may have been i give the man props.

Now to the big story. We are now in Evil King Birthday Celebration Month. This means a lot of cool shit. A new birthday ek banner and other cool shit. Now be happy damnit, its the birthday. All the way from 2 visitors a day to a strong 30 a day now. Thanks for making this site strong and a kickass place to talk shit. Mainly just a kickass place for Taylor and Taryn to talk shit. Now for my final word.

Black girls everywhere watch your back, if i hear crappy rap, I will be forced to tap you on the shoulder and to tell you sorry that I tapped you on the shoulder.