~Addie~
I woke up the next morning with a pounding headache. I rolled over and found myself staring into the face of anther person. I began screaming. The other person shot up and began screaming too.
"What are you doing in my bed!?!?!" I scream at J.
"I don't know. I don't know if I want to know. You're topless." I look down and sure enough I was. I quickly pulled the covers up over me. Strange, I had my pants on and my bra, but my shirt was missing.
"Even worse. You don't have your pants or shirt on." I point out to J. Okay that boy has one dang nice stomach. What I would give for a piece of that! No no no!! J is bad.
"What happened here last night?" J asks me.
"Well looks like you tried to rape me." J shoots me a look.
"Um, yeah. I want to rape YOU. That's the last thing on my list of things to do." I threw a pillow at J. So he threw it back. Pretty soon we were in an all out pillow fight.
"You're such a jerk!" I yelled at him.
"Yeah, well you're a whore!" after that remark I jumped on his back and tried to strangle him. But J was a little bit bigger and stronger than I and flipped me on my back onto the bed and climbed on top of me. Hmm, if we weren't fighting this position wouldn't be so bad...
~Ritchie~
"when are they coming down?" Val whined, "I want to see their faces when we tell them the news." Just moments later we hear people running down the stairs and into the kitchen where we were.
"HE TRIED TO RAPE ME!!!!" Addie yelled pointing at J.
"YEAH WELL SHE'S INSANE!!! SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT ME DRUNK THEN TRIED TO SEDUCE ME!!!!" J yelled back. We all looked at eachother amused. Just wait till they heard their news.
"Now guys I don't think sex is called rape when you're married." Lori told them. Both of their faces went pale.
"Lori what are you talking about?" Addie asked her. Lori then produced the fake marriage certificate we had made. Thanks to Addie's dad who's gotten married so many times we were able to find a marriage certificate lying around the house. We then scanned it into the computer and changed the names to make it look real. It really did look real. Addie and J reached out and grabbed the paper. They both looked over it.
"No, no, no. I am not married to him!" Addie yelled.
"How do you think I feel?" J yelled back at her. This set the two off about who had it worse.
"Will you two please shut-up!" I yelled at them. I was so sick at hearing them yell at eachother all the time. Besides I needed to ask Addie if she had any lipgloss laying around I could use.
"NO!" They both yelled at me simulatneously. That was rude! I decided to go find Billie and Kelly and see what they were up to.
~Lori~
Things were going better than expected. J and Addie bought everything. The story about the priest and them begging us to get them married. Previously we called the priest and asked him to just go along with us and he agreed. So when they called him to ask if it was real he said yes. J and Addie now sat opposite eachother in the living room fuming.
"If its any consilation, I think you two look cute together." Kelly told them.
"Thanks a bunch Kel." Addie replied sarcastically.
"Well you do. And if you two weren't so stubborn and dumb and pigheaded and complete idiots you would see how perfect you two are for eachother." Kelly yelled back. Boy! That comes as a shock. Kelly hardly ever yells.
"Sorry to burst the newlyweds bubble, but guys we got to go to an interview." Abs announced walking into the room.
"No problem with me." J said getting up. "I'm ready lets go." He headed over towards the door.
"Aren't you going to kiss Addie goodbye?" Scott asked. J sent him a look.
"No, he's not. If he even tried I'd slap him." Addie said to Scott.
"Like that would even hurt." J mumbled under his breath. Maybe this whole marriage thing wasn't such a good idea...
~Kelly~
So there we sat. Just the girls. The guys had left to go to an interview. "So Addie is J good in bed?" Val asked her.
"How would I know?!?!?! I've never slept with the guy!!!" she replied.
"Well last night, after your wedding, you two were going around telling everyone how you were headed upstairs to make your babies." Val told her. Addie rolled her eyes.
"Whatever...J and I decided to have this whole thing annuled tomorrow."
"Too bad the guys are leaving in two days and J won't have time to get it annulled." I pointed out.
"I know. I don't want them to go." Billie said. "I always miss them when they're gone."
"How long are they going to be gone for this time?" Lori asked. She sat in the big armchair filing her nails acting as casual as ever.
"I think three weeks. But Abs did invite us to go up to some concert up north the last week of their trip. And of course I told him yes. And don't worry Addie, you're invited. J couldn't leave his brandnew bride at home."
"FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE NOT MARRIED!!!!" Addie yelled before getting up and storming out of the room.
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