chapter 26


J awoke the next morning eager to get the scavenger hunt on. Hopefully it wouldn't take very long so he would have more time to spend with Heidi. After showering and such (which he pondered not doing because that took more time) he drove over to Abs to get him out of bed so they could start. But when J got to Abs' flat, Abs was not awake. J entered the flat anyways and went into Abs' room. "Abs man get up. It's 9 AM." J shouted at him. Abs shot up in his bed.

"What are you doing here?" Abs asked, obviously very annoyed with being woken up. He rubbed his eyes and looked at the clock. Sure enough it was 9. "Oh yeah, the scavenger hunt thing." Abs reached over to his nightstand and got an envelope which he promptly handed to J. "There's your first task. Come back to me once you're done. Now get out of my flat so I can sleep some more."

J grabbed the envelope and took off. He opened it once he was inside his car. Inside a slip of paper said:

Hi J!

It is I, Heidi. Well I guess you're wondering what's going down. Basically, I made a whole list of things for you to do today. First I need you to go pick up my dry cleaning at this address. Then after that's done, go and see Abs, he'll have the next one for you. Have fun!

-Heidi

J read the note once more. That was it? All she wanted him to do was pick up her dry cleaning? J smiled to himself. This was going to be easier than he expected. He knew Heidi was pretty twisted, but this, this was easy. Abs watched J drive off towards the dry cleaners and smiled to himself. Poor thing didn't know what he was getting himself into.


As J drove towards the dry cleaners he began to grow weary. The area he was entering was notorious for its pop star muggings by rabid teenyboppers. He saw the dry cleaners he was supposed to get her clothes from and pulled in. J looked around and sighed in relief. It looked like all the teenyboppers were in school right then. He stepped out of the car and ran inside.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!! YOUR J BROWN FROM FIVE!!!!" a woman shrieked. She approached J and started jumping up and down around him. Soon every woman in the place was acting the same way. "I JUST LOVE YOU!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME? I JUST KNOW WE'D BE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER!!!!" J smiled and tried to approach the counter but was met with some opposition.

"I uh, just need to pick up some dry cleaning." He said. But the women kept screaming. From outside a mysterious figure watched and laughed. This was going better than she expected.


"Geez, took you long enough." Abs said as J entered his flat three hours later. One site at J's appearance and Abs started laughing. J's shirt was torn, his jacket was no where to be seen and it appeared that he had claw marks all up and down his arm.

"It's not funny. They held her clothes hostage. They made me sing to them repeatedly. They wouldn't let me leave. I cannot believe I just did that. Then, they called all their friends and had them come down to see me. Then I had to sign autographs. Then we had to wait while they went and got their daughters out of school."

Abs and the rest of Five burst out laughing. "What are you guys doing here?" J asked them. He was quite mad about the whole thing.

"Heidi came by and told us too. Said to bring our cars too." Scott grinned. "I wonder why?" J looked at Abs who produced another envelope. Inside it said J had to wash and wax everyone's cars. J groaned.

"this sucks, a lot. I am not waxing their cars." he threw the envelope on the floor. Abs looked at him.

"Then you're not seeing Heidi. You can go now." The rest of five left the kitchen and went into the living room to play some playstation2. J stood in the kitchen weighing his options. Reluctantly he went into the living room.

"Where's the stuff?" The boys grinned at eachother. Leave it to Heidi to get them a free wash and wax. They pointed to the pile of keys by the front door. J grudgingly walked towards them and picked them up mumbling to himself the whole time.


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