"This bloody sucks," J muttered to himself as he stood outside waxing Abs' car. He didn't know how he had gotten himself into this mess. He had always believed he was a nice guy. But NOOOO! Now he was standing outside in a woman's dress waxing his friend's car.
"Nice legs J! Looking good!" Scott yelled at him as he walked outside with the other lads to see J.
"Shut it!" J shot back and threw his rag at Scott. All the guys began laughing. They found this whole situation too humorous for words. J, the tough one in the group, was waxing and washing their cars in a dress! "This really isn't funny."
"Oh but it is." Sean retorted. Everyone was aghast, he spoke! Sean could speak as well as sing. J just sent him another look and went back to waxing.
"You sure do have it bad." Rich pondered aloud. "I know I wouldn't ever do a thing like this unless I REALLY liked a girl." Sean, Abs and Scott all agreed with him.
"Heidi's just my friend." J replied. "Nothing else, just friends. You guys wouldn't understand." They all looked at him.
"Notice his denial." Abs pointed out. "Sure sign he likes her. I mean who wouldn't? Heidi is very good looking. Plus she's funny, very nice and all around wicked bird."
Sean, Scott and Rich all agreed. They had all at one point had a slight thing for Heidi. Rich was the worst. They then began throwing in comments about what they liked best about Heidi. "Would you guys stop it! Heidi is not some piece of meat you can drool over! She's a person and deserves to be treated like one." J burst out. The lads couldn't contain their laughter anymore. "If you guys don't leave soon, the cars aren't the only ones I'll be usint this hose on."
"Yeah, yeah J. See you later. Have fun! And don't forget about that stereo system you have to install in my car!" Abs yelled as the boys left to go back up to Abs' flat.
"Stupid, stupid, J. Screw up once and his life is ruined. Why'd I have to be so stupid?" From the shadows the same mysterious figure heard this and smiled. Her plan was going perfectly. She pulled out her spy camera and took a picture. Never know when you're going to need to blackmail someone.