Sung to the melody of "Paranoid," as performed by Black Sabbath. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Finished with my dinner, no I couldn't take another bite
People think I'm obese because I am eating all the time

All day long I chew on things but nothing seems to slow my pace
Think I'll go to Oprah if I can't find things to stuff my face

(Can I help you?) Have you got some bread you might be throwing out?

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't eat
I'm so desperate I would even try head cheese, tripe, or pigs' feet

Make your jokes about my size, and I'll crush you between my thighs
My penis I cannot see, because my gut hangs past my knee

And so as you hear this song, I'm thinking 'bout my supper plate
I tell you to enjoy food, I wish I could but I'm overweight

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