Sung to the melody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," as performed by the Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

It was 20 years ago today,
Had a chance to actually get laid.
We were goin' at it doggy style,
But she worried that she was fertile.
So then I introduced to her,
A fantasy I've had for years—
Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad.

Yeah, suckin' pecker makes a hard-on glad,
We hope you'll make your partner groan.
Suckin' pecker makes a hard-on glad,
This opportunity's been blown.

Suckin' Pecker Makes a...
Suckin' Pecker Makes a...
Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad.

It's wonderful to give head, this talent can't be bought.
When you can master oral sex,
You'll make a happy dick or twat,
a happy dick or twat.

I don't really wanna stop the show,
But does anybody want to blow
The guitarist, or the guy on the mike,
They don't even care if you're a dyke
So may I introduce to you,
A fantasy I've had for years—
Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad.

Suck My Dick!

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