Sung to the melody of "Stray Cat Strut," as performed by the Stray Cats. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Catchin' 'em and cookin' 'em is my intent.
They're kinda gamey, but I don't care.
I douse 'em with MSG and serve 'em rare.

Stray cat soup, hey now, don't be shy.
You've probably already given it a try.
That health inspector is a mean old man.
If he only knew how I made my moo goo gai pan...

(Meow...here, kitty kitty...tally ho! The game's afoot!)

I don't bother buyin' meat uptown.
I slink down the alley with a butcher knife.
Fillin' up the pantry on a hot summer night.

Prick up my ears when the kitty cats cry
Grab my duffel bag 'n' down the alley I fly.
It's meat and it's free, don't care if it's wild.
Servin' stray cat soup like it's goin' outta style...

(mmmrrroow!

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