Sung to the melody of "Ramblin' Man," as performed by the Allman Brothers. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.
Lord, he was born a Nambla Man
Tryin' to make a livin', and doin' young children
And just like Michael Jackson, he hopes you'll understand
That he was born a Nambla Man
He cruises Toys 'R' Us and Barney chat rooms
He says he isn't breaking any laws
If he wound up ground up under a Greyhound bus
All we could say to him was AAAWWW...
Lord, he was born a Nambla Man
Tryin' to make a livin', and doin' young children
And just like Michael Jackson, he hopes you'll understand
That he was born a Nambla Man
He's on his way to work the day care center
All dressed up like a teletubby
Goes home and fixes his dinner and watches kiddie porn
Someday he'll be a Catholic priest
Lord, he was born a Nambla Man
Tryin' to make a livin', and doin' young children
And just like Michael Jackson, he hopes you'll understand
That he was born a Nambla Man
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