Sung to the melody of "Yesterday," as performed by The Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.
Masturbate
When my hard-on will not dissipate
Sheets are crusty with ejaculate
'Cuz all day long I masturbate
Suddenly
My vibrator's out of batteries
There's a dildo hanging out of me
I masturbate incessantly
Why I have to stroke, I don't know, it just feels great
I spend all day long on my schlong, I masturbate
Masturbate
When my partner won't cooperate
My right hand and I go on a date
It's such relief to masturbate
Why I have to stroke, I don't know, it just feels great
I spend all day long on my schlong, I masturbate
Masturbate
Soon as I wake up I have to start
I can't pry these magazines apart
Oh, I can't wait to masturbate...
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