Sung to the melody of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away," as performed by the Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Here I stand, cuff my hands.
Turn my face to the wall.
Then a cop hollers, "Stop!"
God! He's no fun at all....

Everywhere, people stare.
Read the Herald today.
And I see no sympathy
When I turn and say...

Hey! They closed my dungeon down today!
Hey! They closed my dungeon down today!

How can I make it rise
Without a few good spanks?
All I need is to bleed
From welts upon my flanks....

I was all tied up just then
When the law burst in.
Then these clowns hauled me downtown.
Took my cock ring with a grin...

Hey! They closed my dungeon down today!
Hey! Where will my mistress and I play?

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