Sung to the melody of "Jimmy Crack Corn." This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.
When I was younger and I got paid
I'd go see Lulu and I'd get laid
She had chlymadia, herpes, and crabs
You got her wet by pickin' the scabs
She's a crack whore and I don't care
She's a crack whore and I don't care
She's a crack whore and I don't care
My daddy's gonna pay
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