Evel Karaoke

Sung to the melody of "China Girl," as performed by David Bowie. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

I can't wait to grease up my little blow-up doll.
I feel like sexing up my little blow-up doll.
She's got super suction, hot grek action,
Life-like pulsating mound.

I'm having sex with my little blow-up doll.
Hot lass of latex, she's my little blow-up doll.
I change her wig from a blonde to a redhead.
She makes authentic sounds.

I feel romantic, like I'm Stretch Armstrong,
when I do my blow-up doll.
I could pretend that I'm not screwing a beachball,
when I do my blow-up doll.

I nibble on her hear and enter from the rear.
Where is my patch kit, she's sprung a leak.
It sounds like she's farting now,
And then she flies out the window.

My little blow-up doll, you shouldn't mess with me,
I make you everything you are.
I give you oxygen, I change your batteries, I give you a rinse
When I fill you up with spooge.

And when I get excited, my little blow-up doll says...

(one of over two dozen random assorted erotic phrases that I don't wanna get into right now...)

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