Evel Karaoke

Evel Karaoke - He Who Smelt It... ...just when you thought it was safe to turn on your stereo...

"BLECH! WHAT is THAT crap?!?"

What IS that crap, you ask? Well, in the immortal words of your (ok, MY) inner third-grader, "He who smelt it..."

Yeah, YOU know it, say it WITH me now: "He who smelt it..." is the DEBUT ALBUM by Evel Karaoke! Turns out all those ugly rumours were TRUE...the record GOD tried to stop is HERE! Our long musical nightmare is over...and YOURS starts NOW! Time to suffer for art (or something like it), kids!

Literally YEARS in the making (a couple of tracks were actually recorded in the LATE 1900s - they should hang a SLOW CHILDREN sign on our rehearsal space!), this CD presents some of the "best" of EK. Also some of the worst. Not to mention some of the weirdest. And then there's the one we put on just for the hell of it, in case we never make another record...Anyway. It's for YOU to decide which is which - we finally FINISHED the f*cker, we're off the clock, we DONE!

If you've already witnessed the extravagonzo that IS the Evel Karaoke Experience, you'll recognize some of these show-stoppers; others, we haven't performed live for awhile (we travel light these days, sans keyboard and tapes)...and a couple have YET to see the light of stage, but seemed like a good idea at the time, so here they are:

I Will Muffdive
Inbreed
Masturbate
Rastaman
Pornoman
Nirbarney
Carpet Munchin' Time
Sheep
Stray Cat Soup
Can We 69?
Losing My Erection
The Rant
Suicide Machine
Bulimia Rhapsody
Rant Lite
Sheep (F-free mix)

Evel Karaoke: "He who smelt it..." ~ Putting the "con" back in the concept album since Y2K+1! ~ On Smashit Records

Produced by Kevin Pinkham at Disgruntled Sound, Marlboro, MA ~ Remix & tweezing by Mike Connor at SoundFX, Worcester, MA ([email protected]) ~ Smashit EK 0001 ~ Available out of the trunk of my car after any gig...or email [email protected] for details, mmmkay? MOCK 'N' ROLL!!!!!

"Keep your mind in the gutter, and keep reaching for the curb." And KEEP MUSICK EVEL!

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