Ryan "Gunther Wylelind" Braunsberg- guitar, vocals, biggest drug addict
Chris "Chunk" Hess- bass, chunky
Jonathan T. "Dome" Hess- drums, cowbell, whispering, lazy
Benjamin "Puerto Rican Potato" Withkowsky the 7th- vocals, retarded
Shaun "Digital Roman" Irwin- DJ, angry
Ross "Fizzy Waters" Cohen- guitar, hairy