Demands Contract
We should have known given what pains she gave to her mother-- 43 hours of contractions and labor. Kathryn was born at 6:43PM-- just in time for fireworks. She was 19 inches long and 7 pounds exactly.
This is one of her first pictures. I think she wanted me to stop taking pictures of her. She said something about contacting her agent first and signing some exclusive rights contract. She said her price was a college education priced at $250K redeemable in the year 2021. I tried to make a case for the UC system, but she wouldn't have anything of it-- something about not liking to wait in lines.
Kids these days.
