Ranma ½ Season 1 - Episode 15

1. Soun:  When he's a boy she just wants him when he's a girl she wants him dead.

Ranma ½ Season 1: Episode 18

2. Genma:  No doubt your insenserity stems from a basic lack of self disipline.
Ranma:  Well I guess we've got more in common then I thought.

Ranma ½ OAV #3: Like Water For Ranma

3. Genma:  Let's go Ranma!
Ranma:  Yes sir!
Akane:  Where are you going!?
Ranma:  Isn't it obivious we're going to a place far far away where your cooking can't hurt us.
Akane:  Is that right!?  Die Ranma!!  You haven't even tried it yet!
Ranma:  I don't have to try it to know its toxic.

4.  Akane: it's probably becuase they think my cooking isn't very good.
Ranma: Not very good she says.
Akane: Don't tell me you think its painfully bad!?
Ranma: So you do understand.

Ranma ½ OAV #7: An Akane To Remember Part 01

5.  Shinnosuke's Grandfather: You're back.
Shinnosuke: And who are you?
*Megaton Punch*
Shinnosuke's Grandfather: I know you're forgetful boy but how could you have forgetten your own Grandpa.

6.  Shinnosuke: Uh.. hey who are you?
Shinnosuke's Grandfather: Why I'm the living billboard who else.

Ranma ½ OAV #12: The Two Akanes, Ranma, Look At Me

7.  Shampoo: Answer Question.
Ukyou: Is Akane always like this?
Kasumi: Oh no, normally she's just violent.

8.  Ranma: I liked you better before.
Akane: Excuse me?!
Ranma: You were nicer when you were evil.  Cuter too.  Definitely more sexy.
Akane: Why you!  Do you want me to get angry!?

Ranma ½ Movie 2: Nihao My Concubine

9.  Genma: Don't be naive boy didn't you know that the south sea's are infested with giant man eating octopi.
Ryouga: Oh no!  It can't be and Kasumi's been...
*Kasumi: Help*
Ryouga: Wha..what are we going to do? If we don't save her she's going to be octopus bait.
Genma: Curse those evil octopi.

10.  Monkey-man(Sarutoru): So you've seen through my illusion there aren't many can you know not bad.
Ryouga: A talking monkey?
Ukyou: No way.
Monkey-man(Sarutoru): Who are you calling a monkey!?

11.  Soun: Ranma! It's bad enough that you allowed them to abduct Kasumi and Nabiki but how could you let them take Akane!?
Ryouga: Don't worry father I Ryouga Hibiki give you my most solom vow that I  will bring Akane back to safety!
Soun: And since when did I become your father!?
Mousse: Great Granny I must go!
Genma: Uh, who are you talking to?

12.  Ryouga: The world is a dark and lonely place.
Monkey-man(Sarutoru): Works every time.
Ryouga: Beyond hope, beyond care.
Monkey-man(Sarutoru):Wha..whats going on!?
Ryouga: It was a mistake to make me unhappy!  Take this Shi Shi Hokodon!

13.  Ranma: Is that the spring?
Akane: Now you can be cured Ranma.
Ranma: No way Akane.
Akane: What!?
Ranma: I gotta blow it up!
Akane: Ranma no.  Then you'll never be able to...
Ranma: Hey didn't you just say you like me the way I am!
Akane: I do!
Ranma: Well the way that you are is the way...I...I gotta destroy it!
Akane: Ranma...
Ranma: This is it Akane.  All my remaining strength, everything I've got in
one all or nothing blast!  Now!

14.  Akane: Ranma I'm sorry.  You did it for me.
Ranma: What!?
Akane: You destroyed that spring to save me.
Genma, Ryouga & Mousse: You what!?
Ranma: Uh oh.
Genma: You really didn't destroy the spring did you!?
Ryouga: The Truth Ranma!
Mousse: Your fate depends on how you answer!
Monkey-man(Sarutoru): Don't worry that spring was created by the sap and water of the great tree.  It'll come back in a couple hundred years no problem.
Genma, Ryouga & Mousse: Couple hundred years!?

Ranma ½ OAV #9: One Flew Over the Kunou's Nest

15.  Sasuke: It's a monster, look at its eyes, it's evil eh.....
Ranma: Man, is that stupid looking or what?

16.  Ranma: Yo, so why is it chasing you now Akane?
Akane: I..I don't know?  It just attacked me the minute it saw me!
Cursed Antique Store Owner: Uh huh, uh huh, what do you know?!  According to this book it reimprints each day.  Not that I believe it mind you.
Akane: Trust me once it attacks you, you'll be a believer!
Ranma: Reimprints?  Heh that means it's payback time.

17. Sasuke: Excuse me, but may I suggest now be the ideal time to use that Pheonix medicine these two lovely young ladies have prepared?  Then the two of you can live happily ever after.  Heh heh heh heh.
Ranma: Go away!
Kunou: I am revived!!
Ranma: So... what was that plan again?

18.  Kasumi: Bye, bye Birdie.
Nabiki: Please stop that.
Cursed Antique Store Owner: Hmm maybe I believe after all.
*slap*
Kunou: Sold!
Cursed Antique Store Owner: Sold...eh sold, sold, sold.
Ranma: I can't do this again.
Kasumi: Bye, bye Birdie.
Nabiki: Okay sis, you win.  I give up already.
Kasumi: Bye, bye Birdie.

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