How to contact the EcoNut

Ye EcoNut checks its mail!!!

Now it comes - the sad truth. Let's face it: You are not interested in ecology. In fact, you are not reading this. You are not even browsing these web pages, surely having linked here by utter mistake, thinking it was a porno page with an extremely weird subject.

I will never get your feedback. I know I'll get only HATE MAIL. Anyway, please, disappoint me in my stark believe that everyone is an uncaring nitwit. (But don't blame me when your offspring resembles a dolphin).

This paragraph expressedly written to fill out two or three extra lines because I ran out short of material and didn�t know what else to tell you and keep you interested.

You don't believe me? See me do it again. Another paragraph filler. Now it's the winter of our discontent. Friends, Romans lend me your ears. Can't you get it through your thicks skulls?. Here's a lot of work to find funny stuff about recycling where there's none beyond the ecologist themselves. (Opppps!)

However, for those brave souls who had dared to read this far, you can contact me in one of the following ways...

by E-MAIL:

[email protected]

Just sent comments, notes and ravings about the environment this way. Keep them short, concise and to the point.

I'm specially interested on any literature and web pages of companies who care for the environment and recipes involving heavy use of the meat of any Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. (That's because I stll have two tons of vinyl cuts to get rid off - Mmmmm!)

Profanity will be ignored (Unless you are a Californian Female, Blonde, 5'6" between 18 and 25 years young and kinda kinky) --- WARNING --- DEAR ISP, Web Hoster, et ceetera: the following lines have been previously censored for your convenience - THANX! ************************************************************* (CAN'T YOU ***** READ, YOU @#$&!!!? ******************************************** )

OR

by SUPER-SNAIL MAIL:

NISSEN DE VENEZUELA
P.O. Box 50046 CARACAS 1050-A
VENEZUELA SOUTH AMERICA

if you intend to participate in the Really Insane Plan as shown in the FIND OUT HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD page.

No, sorry. Please don't beg. I won't give you my U.S. address. I don't want you to show up on my doorstep. It would embarrass me and my neighbors. Please don't insist.

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