Bonus Mini-Fic
~*Maeve busily typing away when, quite randomly, a very large block falls on her head*~
Maeve: Yowch! *a very paper thin Maeve peels out from the bottom of the massive cube and she looks up at it* What the hell is that?!
Block: I am your writers block.
Maeve: *has found a conviently placed bike pump and as placed it in her mouth. She's attempting to bring herself back* Mah blohk? Whah ah yew hewe?
Block: Because I am here to make your life difficult.
Maeve: *pokes at her limp left arm which doesn't seem to want to inflate* Well, gee, next time call before you come dropping in on me.
Chibi-Duo: *drum solo!*
Block: ...stick to writing bad fan fiction. Your stand up makes my ears bleed.
Maeve: Ears bleed? You don't have ears. You're a big block!
Block: And you got a big ass and no writing ability. What's your point?
Maeve: *river of tears stream down her face* Waaah!!! That was uncalled for!
Chibi-Quatre: *toddles in from the kitchen and taps Maeve on the shoulder*
Maeve: *sniff sniff* Whaaat?!
Chibi-Quatre: Er, I just have a question Ms. Maeve.
Maeve: *blows her nose like a little trumpet* What is it?
Chibi-Quatre: Who do I get it on with? Aina or Trowa?
Maeve: *face vaults and falls backward, her right leg twiching in the air. She's quick to regain composure and coughs into her hand* No one, Q-dawg. If you read my bio, I refuse to write Lemons. They make my cheeks turn red and than my parents start thinking I'm doing 'the pot.' And the last thing I need my parents thinking that I'm doing 'the pot.' I don't think you know what it's life standing bare-ass naked in a bucket of cold water with a Bible balanced on your head for 40 days and 40 nights.
Chibi-Quatre: Whaaat?! No Lemon?! Why the hell did I sign up for this fic?!
Maeve: Because the Foldgers here is better than sex?
Chibi-Quatre: Oh yeah. Fair enough.
Chibi-Duo: *From his Drum set* Psst! Maeve!
Maeve: Whaaat?
Chibi-Duo: Wha'cha gonna do about the big square in your house?
*The Cube smiles...or so we assume. It just appears like it should be smiling about now*
Chibi-Quatre: Yeah...it's kinda...obnoxious.
Maeve: Oh, I dunno. I hear it's Hip to be a Square. *snickers*
Block: *sweat drops*
Chibi-Duo: That soo.. does no deserve a drum solo.
Chibi-Quatre: Ugh.. you're lucky the coffee is good here.
Maeve: Waah! Well fine! Mr. Cube doesn't leave until Maeve gets a good idea about how to get some form of resolution!
Chibi Quatre: Do I get a Lemon?
Maeve: NO!
Chibi-Quatre: Half of one?
Maeve: NO!
Chibi-Quate: How about a lime?
Maeve: NO--! *Thinks on this* Hmm..okay. Maybe a lime.
Chibi-Quatre: Yay! *scurries off as only a Chibi can*
Maeve: Phew...*looks toward her computer screen and looks completely helpless* Well? You guys heard my dilemma. I have a big ass Cube unexpectedly dropping in--
Chibi-Duo: You used that one already.
Maeve: ---and it won't go away until I figure out a resolution. Ending is no problem but I can't get anywhere without you're help!
Chibi-Duo: *pops in front of screen* That's right folks! For a mere $999.99 you can to the one to save Maeve's day! Just send the money to the address below to 'Save Maeve's Fic!" and we'll send yo---
Maeve: *fwaps Chibi Duo with randomly placed mallet* Away with ye! Yesh! *Chibi goes flying into the air and hits the wall with a very loud *thud* *Anywho...send in yer reviews and ideas! Prefurably for the actual story...not this stupid Mini-fic.
Block: We'd rather pretend this sorry piece of shit doesn't exist.
Chibi-Duo: *pops up again* Amen!
Maeve: Thank you for your all your lovely reviews! They mean the world to me!
Block: *mutters to Chibi Duo* Does always talk to her computer screen?
Chibi Duo: *mumbling to the Block* Too much radiation from the screen...just humour her...
~Fin