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Got this jones forming in my bones (from a man)
Who indeed took over my soul (understand)
I couldn't breathe if he ever said (he would leave)
Get on my knees till they bloody red (baby please)
See I don't know if you get it yet (just don't know)
He's like the lighter to my cigarette (watch me smoke)
Ashanti
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
George Burns
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a looooong jacket
Cake
If you don't smoke, you're not alive
David Carradine
I get it, smoking brings a little bit of joy to a lot of people and you want to take that away from them!
Eric Cartman, to anti-smoking activist Rob Reiner
It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a cigarette.
Peter Corris
Rodney Dangerfield
I've always thought of starting my own airline, if I could get a bunch of investors together, called 'air smoke'. We'd make smoking mandatory. We'd issue the customers a little packet of cigarettes and tell them that we expect it to be done by the time we reach our destination.
Johnny Depp
Used to let shit slide
Caught a couple lies
I chilled for real, I mean I called a couple guys
Knew when you was fucking up, I saw it in your eyes
Then I guess it was my fault cause I put up the disguise
In public we was happy
In home we'd be scrapping
Later we'd be naked, joking, smoking and laughing
Making up to break up
I thought that shit was love
But it wasn't and I learned the hard way, soaking in suds
Crying all depressed
Not again, you'll never catch me
Eve
When on occasion I'm asked by groups of aspiring writers what they should do to get on, my advice is always, emphatically, smoke. Smoke often and smoke with gusto. It's a little known, indeed little researched, fact of literature and journalism that no non smoker is worth reading. And writers who give up become crashing bores.
A A Gill
Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me who ya gonna believe
Guns N' Roses
I'm jealous of your cigarette
And all the things you do with it
I'm jealous of your cigarette
And how you wanna suck on it
And not me
All this time your talking, no
Hawksley Workman
In your underclothes
You went out for a smoke
I call you in
Just before the storm begins
Your last breath of smoke
You let out in the room
It makes a cloud
Like the greyist
Perfect plume
Smoke baby, smoke baby
More alcohol baby
Cocaine in Montreal
And back out on a plane baby
An early flight will leave
And on it will be me
I'll be half asleep
And you'll get up at three
Casual as a light
Flickers before it's night
Sadness comes
And the daylight turns and runs
As the sun is setting you'll be betting
I'll be getting through
I'll find a payphone baby
Take some time to talk to you
And I have never felt
Quite this close to hell
All this rock and roll baby
Only time will tell
But we're young now, having fun now
On the town now, get around now
It's fine for now
But someday we'll settle down
But not now
Smoke baby
Who'll give you time to cry?
And time to find yourself?
Hawksley Workman
You were always brilliant in the morning,
Smoking your cigarettes, talking over coffee
Your philosophies on art, Baroque moved you,
You loved Mozart...and you'd speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar
Jewel
Barbara Kelly
It started out with a kiss,
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
and my stomach is sick
and it's all in my head, but
She's touching his chest
Now he takes off her dress
Now let me go
I just can't look, it's killing me
and taking control
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on their alibies
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
The Killers
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
Florence King
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
The coffee's all gone
and my eyes burn like fire
It's way past the hour
When most folks retire
You told me you'd call me
But you haven't yet
and I'm down to my last cigarette
I'm down to my last cigarette
For I know what made you forget
You're still out there somewhere
With someone you met
and I'm down to my last cigarette
kd lang
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok.
And I am never fucking quitting! I don't care how many laws they make.
What's the law now?
You can only smoke in your apartment, under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?!
The cops are outside, 'We know you have the cigarettes. Come out of the house with the cigarettes above your head.'
'You'll never get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear? I got a cigarette machine right here in my bedroom'
We tried to be nice to you non-smokers.
We fucking tried.
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants. We gave you that.
But that wasn't enough for you. Then you wanted the airplanes.
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane!
I'd like an explanation about that one folks,
because I will guarantee you if the plane is going down,
the first announcement you're gonna hear is, "Folks, this is your Captain speaking.
Look, um, light 'em up, 'cause we're going down, okay.
I got a carton of Camels non-filters, I'll see you on the ground.
Denis Leary
Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby.
I love to smoke.
Smoking is fun.
Smoking is cool.
Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
Fran Lebowitz
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... well, it's killing me!
Wendy Liebman
He smokes his cigarette, he stays outside �till it�s gone
If anybody ever had a heart, he wouldn�t be alone
He knows, she�s been here too few years, to be gone
Matchbox Twenty
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
Mignon McLaughlin
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
Mignon McLaughlin
That's when a smoke was a smoke
and groovin was groovin
and dancin was everything
We were young and we were improving
Laughin laughin with our friends
Holdin hands meant somethin, baby
John Cougar Mellencamp
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.
Roger Miller
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
Alanis Morissette
Now I'm being blamed not only for anorexia but for lung cancer.
Kate Moss
