Hello. My name is Eli. This is my amazing web page. You may be wondering about the pictures,
but let me assure you, I found them on competely random searches. (besides the Bengals
ones) As you be able to tell, I really like the Bengals. And lots call me a banwagon for liking the
best team in the NFL, but I just ignore them. Now, the other pictures are a whole different story.
I won't take you through that story though, because it's very, very long. But I'll just tell you that I've
gone through multiple searches along the lines of, 'minecraft new skin fortnite roblox combo'. Anyways,
this section should probably be about the home page. I don't exactly know what I could write to make it
about the home page exclusively, so I'm just gonna write whatever I'm thinking about.
Right now all I'm really thinking about is food, because it's about to be lunch, the best time of day.
I'll talk about that. Lunch. My classic lunch on weekends is just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
some Cheez-Its, and milk. Sometimes I'll even get grilled PB&J, but that's special. I'm really hungry now.
Anybody that doesn't think lunch is the best meal... is probably right, honestly. Breakfast is really good.
Only when it's actually good breakfast though.
I usually just have cereal, and that's it. but weekend breakfast is the best. I always get that nice,
sweet cinnamon challah bread for french toast, or I'll have baked oatmeal and blueberries.
I also really like to have spam and eggs with some toast. But dinner is also pretty great.
My favorite food of all time is chicken katsu, which is basically just hawaiian breaded chicken.
Hawaiian food is the best food. What can beat spam musubi and chicken katsu?! That's like, the
ultimate combo.
There are so many good foods in this world. That's why I'm so excited to keep trying more.
I know, yo soy muy atrevido. (That was in spanish for you younglings) I guess this page has really
just become about food. I'll have to switch it up a bit... video games. Yeah. An amazing, appropriate topic.
First thing I've got to say about it, is that Fortnite is trash. That's the only time I'll be bringing up that
god awful game. My very favorite game is Portal 2. If you haven't heard of it, it's basically
just a first person puzzle game that is about puzzles. What makes it so interesting is that it
also has a really intruiging story. And the characters are also super interesting. The whole concept
of it is just simply amazing to me. But I've run out of space, so I'm going to continue on the top
right. (Right below for mobile users)
Would ya look at that, another Bengals picture. Now, where was I... Ah yes. Video games.
If you're starting off reading this right side before the left side, I would probably advise you to go
read that other side first. I kinda feel like this is just becoming the About page.
This is the first page I'm writing for this website, so hopefully I won't be completely
focused on all the stuff I've covered here when I write the about page. But let's get back to video games.
I've recently been playing a lot of Minecraft and Rainbow 6 Siege. Kind of a weird combo, as one is a
first person shooter and the other is a peaceful sandbox creater game, but they're both still
great games. A lot of people have been coming back to Minecraft after it stopped being popular.
And when I say a lot, I mean a LOT. Enough to surpass Fortnite. And I've never seen a
game blow up more than Fortnite. At least in my life time. I sometimes actually wonder
if a game has ever blown up more than Fortnite has. (I know I promised no more Fortnite,
that will be the last time) There are so many under-rated games
in the world. I could list off at least... a lot. There's Portal 2 and 1, Little Big Planet,
Twisted Metal, Simcity 3000, Sims 3, Scribblenauts, Astroneer, etc. I don't really know why
people hate on the 2k and Madden games. I think they're great. NBA 2k18 gets way too much hate.
But would ya look at that, I'm just about out of space. If you're reading this, then you
are a legend. No one would really want to read this unless forced to. So if you're seeing
this, thank you.