You're always laughing, except when you're not.
Only the annoying state the obvious.
Everyone used to have lisps; it was the fashionable thing.
Blessed are those who consume citrus fruits, for they shall never contract the flu, nor give it to others.
Blessed are the citrus fruits and the citrus trees, for they giveth unto us ascorbic acid and precognizant powers.
Blessed are the bumble bees, for they pollinate the orange blossom to maketh ripe fruit.
Blessed are the Floridians and Californians, for they lend their soil to the citrus fruit trees.
Blessed is the soil, for it lends itself unto the well-tanned fruit farmers.
Blessed is the earth, for giving us this soil.
Blessed is the hedgehog, for giving us the earth.
Blessed are the six and seven, for without them there would be naught.