divineprophet42: My one contribution to the story. Thought it should be long and flowery. Like zinnias.
blond7885: zinnias aren't long
divineprophet42: sure they are!
blond7885: lillys are a better example
blond7885: or snap-dragons
blond7885: or cat-tails
divineprophet42: those are NOT flowers!
divineprophet42: they're marsh vegetables.
blond7885: zinnias are squat and pudgy
divineprophet42: zinnias are cute.
blond7885: you're a marsh vegetable
divineprophet42: your mom's a ... oh, forget it.
divineprophet42: I can't pull it off.
blond7885: If you could be any marsh vegetable, what would you be?
divineprophet42: Um, an alligator.
blond7885: that was the incorrect answer
blond7885: you fail
divineprophet42: :-(
divineprophet42: And you?
blond7885: waterlilly's
divineprophet42: and why are waterlillys holy, mandy?
divineprophet42: aren't alligators more holy, since they're related to the lizard?
blond7885: I didn't say they were holy, but If I was one, then I would be a holy lily
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