Absolutely Hairable:
One Man's Quest for a Stylish 'Do
8. Identity Crisis? 2001
    After the scalp shaving snafu, I grew my hair back out - way out -  and dyed it brown.  I also started wearing tinsel halos and makeup.

     It was an okay look, but too high maintainence, so it didn't last very long.
Fig. 1: Would you like some spaghetti with that sauce?
9. The Mohawk: 2002
   Shaving yourself a mohawk really makes a statement.  I think it's something about anarchy and peircings and ruined hearing, but I'm a little fuzzy on the details.

     This style didn't last long, but these pics remind me that I'm one radical dude.
Fig. 1: John and not-so-little brother Mark go head to head.  The shear weirdness of his older brother clearly makes the younger Staples giddy. Fig. 2: The mohawk is nearly as notable as the large tongue and skeezy chest hair.
10. The Future . . .
     My personal Hairvana remains elusive, and so I must continue my search.  Remember to vote on your favourite hairdo by registering your opinions in the guestbook - your feedback could influence future styles!  Wow!  That's democracy in action!
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