What the fuzz is that thing?  John's Facial Hair Experiments
4. The M-Tee
Fig. 1: M-tee Fig. 2:  Actual 'M.'  Note the similarity in shape.
    The naming concept is brillant:  The M-tee is derived from the goatee, it is actually shaped like an 'M' (see outline above), and the middle sections is actually "empty" of hair . . . . .I suppose the only problem is that it isn't visible from any farther than 30cm away.  That, and the fact that it's pretty gross looking.
5. Variations on a Mustache
    This is an excellent illustration of why moustaches went out with the '70s.  The young man's 'stache usually looks a little skeezy, and mine  was no exception.  I really felt pretty self conscious when I was fermenting this thing, and I was glad to be able to shave it off.

     Now that I'm looking at the pictures, I'm beginning to delude myself into thinking it didn't look so bad . . . no . . . I must stay strong . . .  must resist the urge to regrow something so grosstastic . . .
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