It was once considered to be the best written and most popular Boba, but modern theories say that some of the more descriptive Bobas like Boba 2, though it is short and jumbled, are better and more interesting. Many of the section's titles are very controversial. Also, meet Bobalandi XIX (not a duplicate).
Bobalandi's Family History
Before the Creation of Bobism and the Birth of Bobalandi
Section I
Before Bobalandi created the grand religion of Bobism, his family was highly ranked in one of the wandering tribes in Bobalando because of his grandfather Dumibidity. Their tribe, then one of the 73 warrior tribes trying to conquer and unite Bobalando individually, was one of the smaller, but more powerful tribes. When Bobalandi was born, his tribe's Seer, Dumibidity, who was very important, predicted that under the leadership of Bobalandi, their tribe would unite all of the living peoples of Bobalando and would be their supreme ruler.
The Early Life of Bobalandi
Section II
Bobalandi learned things faster than the average person in his tribe - he learned how do fight with weapons with peerless skill and shoot arrows into the very spot where he aimed at when he was only five years old. He learned how to walk and could say complete sentences by the time he was 7 months old. When he was growing up, he grew so fast that by the time he was 8, he was over 90 inches tall.
When Bobalandi was 17, he took a club and smashed the back the neck as hard of he could because he wanted to squash a spider that was bothering him. As a result, he squashed the spider, but he also knocked himself out. He was on the edge of his suspended cave when he was knocked out, so he fell out of his suspended cave and survived, and it was a huge feat because the suspended caves were usually 100 feet above the ground and Bobalandi was the first person to survive a fall. Then, his mother and father, who watched Bobalandi fall, called the chief of their warrior tribe. The chief then gathered all of the people in the tribe, and everyone started to pray to him.
A New Religion, A New Country
Section III
Four years later, when the chief of the tribe died, Bobalandi became the new chief. He was a fair and honest chief who united all of the more peaceful tribes with his own, making the League of Bobism. People descended from those people are still better Bobbys then other people. After 12 years of long batle for Bobalandi's tribe, only 23 of the tribes had been conquered, so Bobalandi tried to unite all of the tribes peacefully. Surprisingly, all of the rest of the tribes willingly became united - except for one - the Galopglosmos tribe, of which had always been the largest. It was so large that even all of the tribes put together barely matched its population in numbers.
As always, Bobalandi was smart and carefully made a plan to make the Galopglosmos tribe submit to the League of Bobism His plan was to sneak in to their camps with some carefully chosen warriors and assassinate all of their political leaders and the highly ranked warriors. Unsurprisingly, Bobalandi's carefully thought plan worked, and all of the people in Bobalando were united after over 5350 years of battling over which rock powder sandwich was the biggest.
Bobalandi was crowned king of the new country of Bobalando, and Bobalando was split into 33 different provinces. 2 years later, when Bobalandi was 35, he married Bobalandini, who had 32 sons in this order - Bobod , Bobados, Bobaba, Sabob, Bobcom, Bobsa and Bobbob(twins), McBob, Bobbin, Bobra, Albob, Boblo ( Bobra, Albob, and Boblo were triplets), Spobob, Bobjar, Burbob, Sebob, Bebob(quintuplets), Trabobubob, Supabob, Nabobo, Tecabob, Bobaria, Bobalim, Geobob, Mustabob, Bobdariano, Losbob, Rabob, Swabob, Norbob, Robob, and Bobalandi III (He was the third Bobalandi because Bobod already had a son named Bobalandi II by the time Bobalandi III was born.)
A year later, Bobalandi founded a short code of moral laws for the people of Bobalando to follow every day. These are some of the many he came up with:
Thou shall not jump off cliffs, unless it is a true accident, because it offends Bobalandi.
Thou shall not burn small green pieces of paper, because they represent spiders, and they must be whacked with a large club.
Thou shall not refer to time as AD or BC, but as BBB (before Bobalandi's birth) and ABB (after Bobalandi's birth.)
Thou shall not make idols of Bobalandi, or any other god.
Thou shall not imitate, make fun of, or utter any god's name in vain.
Eventually, in Bobs 5000, or around 1000 BC, to mark the 5000 anniversary of the day that Bobalandi united all of the 73 tribes of Bobalando, Bobalandi IV, the current leader of Bobalando, gathered a great army of 340 million souls. When the army had gathered, equipped with new weapons called "Machine Guns," the army traveled peacefully out of Bobalando and invaded North America, South America, Europe, and Africa is new revolutionary boats called "AEGIS Cruisers." While traveling on board of the AEGIS Cruisers, the leaders of Bobalandi IV's kingdom used revolutionary communications powered by revolutionary devices orbiting around the planet called "satellites." These satillites are like the ones predicted to orbit the Earth around 2005 AD, except thousands of times smaller, and they charge up with solar energy to send a signal to the communications that gives a stuatus of the satillite and to charge the communications with power. For the next 100000 Bobs, or so predicted, the satillites made by this army will operate and remain undetected by the barbarians on the small land they live in, unlike the large and expansive land of Bobalando, which has many layers, each on top of the other under the crust. Because of this, you can move to a layer that has a comfortable and stable heat temperature, and so, the population of Bobalando is larger than any other country put together.
The ranks of the Army of Bobalando went like this:
Grand B O B A L A N D I ----- Bobalandi IV. Equal to commander.
B O B A L A N D I ----- Bobwise, Bobdo, Bobung, Bobari, Bobrikhav, Bobolas, Bobalandi VII. Each one of these commanders was responsible for about 49 million people. Serves under Grand B O B A L A N D I.
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