~*~Episode Quotes~*~
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~*~Demons~*~
"Ah, Trees, Trees, and more trees. What a wonderful green universe we live in, ay." Jack
"Which means the stargate is still in use by some one," ~Daniel
"Or, Some thing." ~Jack
"Have you not read the bible, O'niell"~Teal'c
"Oh yeah, yeah, not all of it. Actually I'm listening to it on tape, don't tell me how it ends."~Jack
"Hello ? Were not going to hurt you," Mother and children slam the door."We're peaceful travellers."~Daniel
"They're not buying Daniel." ~Jack
"You think we're demons," To Simon "He thinks were demons." To sg-1 ~Daniel
"Uh huh. well, we're not demons, we're human, like you, from earth, like you."~Jack
"They didn't call it the dark ages cos it was dark"~Daniel
"THE DEMON COMES !!!!!!!THE DEMON COMES !!!!!!!" ~Strange man
"The demon comes ???" ~Jack
"Damn. Unas?"
"No, no, no, we killed him, he's dead."~Jack
"We only killed one Unas"~Teal'c
" I thought there was only one, you know, Unas, Uno, One !!!" ~Jack
"a couple of shots with a staff , and we're home" ~ Jack
"We hope, it took Thors Hammer to kill the last one." ~Sam
"Alright, a whole bunch of shots. "
"Next time I get the urge to help someone, feel free to give a swift kick." ~Jack
"Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him."~Jack
"You'd think they never saw a guy raise from the dead before."~Jack