Legacy
O'Neill: Now that's not a good smell.
Teal'c: It is the curse of the Linveress.
O'Neill: Which is what? Or who?
Teal'c: A rival league of lesser Goa'ulds who challenge the Systm Lords.
O'Neill: A minor League.
Teal'c: Yes. There are nine
Carter: 5, 6, 7, 8...
Daniel: 9.
Carter: Found them.
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O'Neill: Hellooo...
Daniel: Hello.
O'Neill: What happened?
Daniel: Do you believe in ghosts?
O'Neill: Ah...no.
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O'Neill: Why didn't they come through my closet...aside from the fact that yours is cleaner?
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Daniel: I only have another theory I can come up with is that I'm having some sort of...nervous breakdown.
O'Neill: Or something.
Daniel: Or something, yeah.
O'Neill: Dr. Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Colonel.
O'Neill: I'm not going to enjoy this am I?
O'Neill: Alright, let's say for the sake of arguement that it is the Stargate, a theory to which I do not ascribe. Then why don't we just put up a little sign at the base of the ramp that says, 'Gate travel may be hazardous to your health'. I can live with that.
Carter: So can I, Sir.
Hammond: The Air Force can't I can't risk and SG Officer having delusions in the middle of a crisis. Therefore as we speak all outstanding SG teams are being re-call for evaluation
Carter: You're shutting down the whole program?
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O'Neill: And I have a very calming effect on stressed out people.
Daniel: I'm sorry.
O'Neill: For what?
Daniel: For being such a head case.
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Daniel: Why are you so quick to jump to conclusion that I'm crazy? That I'm dangerous, that I'm out of control?...Just 'cause I'm kinda acting that way, aren't I?
O'Neill: I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!!!
Fraiser: Likewise Colonel
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O'Neill: You look terrible
Carter: Thank you Sir.
Dead Man's Switch
Daniel: A days rations. hmm...
Jack: I'll trade ya.
Bock: Well contrary to popular to human belief the Earth is not the centre of the Galaxy.
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Bock: And you O'Neill, you're considered well you're a pain in the Mikta.
O'Neill: Neck?
Teal'c: No.
O'Neill: So Teal'c. How does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions?
Teal'c: Tacs.
O'Neill:Tacnickatels?
Teal'c:Tacluchnatagamuntoron. Tacs
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Bock: Captain! You must have some medical training.
Carter: Actually, I'm a Major now.
Bock: Oh, well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy.
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Crystal Skull
Carter: This is well over a thousand meters high.
O'Neill: And as pyramids go, that's...big?
Teal'c: I know of no Goa'uld structure of that magnitude.
Daniel: Definately Mayan. This is a major find... I have to see this.
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Carter: This is a major find, I have to see this.
O'Neill: You too?
Carter: Well, look at these readings, Sir. These are leptons.
O'Neill:Get out.
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O'Neill: Napoleonic Power Monger...
Teal'c: Whoever the builders are, they would appear to be a formidable race.
Daniel: You could fit every pyramid on Earth inside this thing and still have room to spare.
O'Neill: Can you imagine heating this place?
Maternal Instinct
"The monk is just someone whose taken up curratorship."~Daniel
"Kind of a janitor?"~Jack
"More like a guide."~Daniel
"An Usher?"~ Jack
"It doesn't matter."~Daniel
"We didn't come here to learn parlor tricks."~Jack
"Jack."~Daniel
"Is the boy here or not?"~Jack
"I think so."~Daniel
"Because every minute we stay here we're risking our necks."~Jack
"I know that"~Daniel
"So please understand I'm on the verge of ordering a complete search of this place with or without his co-operation."~Jack
"You can't do that"~Daniel
"You're confused Daniel, I can. So far I haven't."~Jack
"I'm gaining his trust."~Daniel
"And how long is something like that going to take?"~Jack
"Jack you don't understand"~Daniel
"I think I do."~Jack
Daniel: Well maybe what I don't believe is that I can light a candle with my mind, you see I find it a lot easier to use a lighter, or a match much more practical.
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