These aren't in any particular order.
1) Ravioli is just as good for you for breakfast as it is after 6pm.

2) Wearing the same pair of socks for more than three days in a row is unacceptable.

3) Roommates are both a blessing and a curse.

4) Sugar for breakfast will not help you with your exams.

5) Never continue to see a man who suggests collaborating on a novel and then dismisses all your ideas.

6) Ravioli may be eaten with a knife when spoons and forks are unavailable.

7) There is a reason why they say not to walk alone in the dark. It's called, "Tempting Fate."

7) Instant Messaging programs are just a waste of time.

8) So are file sharing programs.

9) People probably don't want to know your reasons for not doing your laundry that day, so always wear sensible clothes to avoid uncomfortable situations.

10) People can hear you when you sing in the shower.

11) When you are the only blonde in the apartment, people will know when you leave hair in the drain, so get rid of it.

12) Never continue to see a man who everybody thinks is creepy except for you. Odds are, you're just too stupid to realize the truth.

13) Go ahead and ask out that guy you like. He won't kill you for it.

14) You never know what you're made of until you're in a life-and-death battle with a talaxian fangor beast.

15) Don't make the same thing for dinner twice in a row, your roommates will kill you.

16) If you find yourself with no other alternative, check to see that no one else in your apartment is allergic to what you will make twice in a row.

17) A sense of humor is very important. Those without a sense of humor are at a terrible disadvantage.

18) Don't wait to tell people that you think they're cool. Life and death are both unpredictable and you might not get another chance.

19) When you break up, be realistic about it. Don't expect to be friends because it's probably not going to happen. At least, not for a while.

20) Be brave! Get that freaky-weird haircut. It'll grow back in a month or two anyway.

21) If you don't try something you really want to do, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

22) Be friends first. There is a reason why people always say this. Trust me.

23) Make sure you have your key before you leave the house.

24) All-nighters are NEVER a good idea. You'll be better off getting a good night's sleep and taking the late grade.

Such is the wisdom that comes to us from college. I'll probably put more of this kind of thing up later.