10. Have you met the bastards? Nick, AJ, Howie and Brian. I haven't met Kevin yet and it's pissing me off.
11. I Think Kevin Is: Hot in Man-Skirts.
12. I Think Nick Is: A hot dumbass.
13. I Think Brian Is: Kinkier than you think.
14. I Think Howie Is: *sigh* One really sweet, hot, amazing guy, who could be SO sexy, if he wasn't so...you know. But it's okay, How. I'll marry you for lifelong companionship, and I'll see AJ for wild, hot animal sex. You can do the same with Nick.
15. I Think AJ Is: A sexy-ass mutha.
DA INSIDE JOKES
1. "And then King Dumbass said, 'Fuck it', and the war was over."
2. "Hey baby, I'll go down on you in a theater."
3. "Germany"
4. "York's stage bites, that's his excuse."
Kells/Ash/Kat/Abbs/Shelbs