Name: Ashley Nicknames: Ash, Smoothie, Sam, Da Kinky One, Pancakes Skipper, Princess Valium Possible Porn Name: Calandra Blowhim Birthday: November 9 Astrological Sign: Scorpio. We (me and Abbs) are the most intelligent, vengeful, and sexy sign in the zodiac Mental Age: 22 *wink* Place of Resignance: Indianapolis, Indiana Location of Summer Condo: Rio de Janerio, Brazil The Bastards Who Begot Me: Donnie and Beverly Stature: 5'3. I'm the second shortest member of EOS...and Kat has yet to reach her full height. Mah Homies: Crystal, Terri, Jackie, Ozzie, Kara, Mary, Daniel, Tina, Stevie, Donnie, and the EOS Crew Mah Online Homeslices: Kells, Abbs, Kat, Jules, Shelbs, Brandi, Terri Song of Mah Life: To the Moon and Back, Savage Garden Song of Mah Love Life: He Wasn't Man Enough, Toni Braxton
DA FAVES
All-Time Songs: Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin; Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely, That's The Way I Like It, and If You Knew What I Knew, Backstreet Boys; Baby Got Back, Sir Mix-A-Lot; You Can Still Be Free, Savage Garden Current Songs:
1. Toxic, Crazy Town
2. How Did I Fall In Love With You, Backstreet Boys
3. Innocent, Fuel
4. He Loves U Not, Dream
5. Butterfly, Crazy Town Bands: BSB, Led Zeppelin, Savage Garden, KoRn, Garbage, Orgy, Crazy Town Male Artists: Sisqo, Kid Rock, Jimi Hendrix, Robbie Williams Female Artists: Britney Spears, Madonna Actors: Nicolas Cage, Hugh Jackman, Seth Green Actresses: Kate Winslet, Sarah Michelle Gellar Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, The Real World New Orleans, Sex and the City Movies: Edward Scissorhands, X-Men, Raising Arizona, Next Friday, Mortal Kombat, Face/Off, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (IT IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!)
DA QUESTIONS
1. Eminem...Poser or Pioneer? Pioneer. I still hate him, though.
2. Leopard print or snakeskin? Leopard print
3. Handcuffs or rope? Handcuffs
4. Dogs or cats? Cats. I have five.
5. Silver or gold? Silver
6. BSB Concerts...Bust Out The Inner Hootch or Keep It In Check? Bust Out The Inner Hootch. I wouldn't have it any other way.
7. How many songs can you name in one sitting that could possibly describe a BSBer? Probably 10 or 11.
8. Teeny mags...guilty pleasure? No...*glancing around suspiciously*
9. Carson Daly...Bad-ass or Bitch Boy? Bitch Boy
10. Rumpshaker or Baby Got Back? Both.
11. Men...Love 'Em or Kill 'Em? Neither. Ya fuck 'em...BOTH WAYS!!!
12. Create your own holiday! Sexual Intercourse Week...with AJ McLean and his lovely "lady friend" Ashley as your instructors on how to make the most of the holiday.
13. WWF, WCW, OR ECW? WWF.
14. Which is best on the Boys...the brief-shorts or thongs? Der. Thongs. Easily.
15. Long-term relationship or long-time playa? Long-term playa.
16. Phone or computer? Computer.
17. Are you planning on boycotting the 2000 VMAs? Yes, I most certainly am.
18. Describe your perfect paradise. A place where no one would ever try to change me.
DA BOYS
1. How long have you been a fan? About five years now.
2. Which one holds a special place in your heart and your panties? AJ
3. What's your fave song? Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely, That's The Way I Like It, If You Knew What I Knew, What Makes You Different (Makes You Beautiful), How Did I Fall In Love With You
4. How about music video? SMTMOBL, Everybody, QPG
5. CD? Black and Blue
6. Fan Fiction Story? Can You Feel Me?
7. Name your fave inside jokes involving da Boyz. Uncle AJ, Lick Up the Nut Juice, Nick!, "I'll hump his leg"
8. How many home videos do you own? I own about four official videos...nine homemade...yes, I cleared the space on my forehead so you may stamp teeny there.
9. How many concerts have you been to? I've been to one, so far.
10. Have you met the bastards? *chuckling* Would I be as high-strung as I am now if I DID meet them? No.
11. I Think Kevin Is: Satan. Boy...wash yo' hair..
12. I Think Nick Is: Pounceable. Lord. When did he get sexy? I mean, he was kinda of before, but now...FULL-BLOWN SEX, people.
13. I Think Brian Is: Fully reaping the benefits of marriage. The sex is keeping him healthy.
14. I Think Howie Is: Goin' to come ovah to my house so I can bow down to him for writing the best songs on Black and Blue
15. I Think AJ Is: In need of a good fuck because he posed for the Black and Blue pictures in a Led Zeppelin shirt AND shirtless. He had to have known I'd rape him.
DA INSIDE JOKES
1. "SATAN!"
2. "I have Hepatitus C!"
3. "Statuatory Rape Nick or Brazilian Heat Nick?"
4. "And party with fine bitches!" *SMACK*
5. "You ass."
