Jerri: " When we last left you, Old Mil Ohms succesfully defended the BWF Great One title against the human monster Tessy with the help of referee Big E. In a scary scene as we went off the air, Old Mil Ohms was apparently hit by the Moundgeneration X bus. Nobody is sure who the driver was, if Old was hit, or if Old Mil is still the champion as Big E was not an official referee. Over the week, Hoser and the Force were looking for answers from interim commisioner Emmet. Tonight, those questions will be answered...maybe.

Here comes Hoser and the Force. They're walking to the ring with Emmett.
Commisioner Emmett: " Welcome great people of San Dimas, California ( crowd goes crazy). Tonight you will be treated to some top of the line matches. The Little Dude title is on the line, The Pabst Blue Ribbon Intercontinental Coozie is up for grabs and to top things off, we will have a rematch of Old Mil Ohms vs. Tessy for the BWF Great one title beings that Big E was not an official referee. (Crowd boos). {Loud Speakers: " I'm not the one that so far away, cut my life into pieces!} It's Big E.
Big E: " I'm gonna be short and sweet because I've got some stuff to do. Emmett, as far as me not being an official referee, roll the clip from last week."
   <The clip is of Big E talking about the referee strike and Emmett saying the refs are pussies and
     that even Big E could be a referee here in the BWF>
Emmett: (confused and startled):" OK, OK I've got it. If Hoser can beat Big E later tonight. Tessy will indeed get his shot in the Main Event tonight. yeah that's it.
{ Loud Speakers: " Do you smell what The Rick is cooking?}It's The Rick.
The Rick: " Rats foiled again. - is what you'll be saying after The Rick delivers his message. You see, thanks to great wrestling by The Rick, Old Mil Ohms was granted immunity until BWF's Ex-Pfile.Therefore he will not fight tonight. What do you have now, Emmett?"
Emmett: " I've got it! Tonight in this very ring, there will be a Ferocious 5Way match with the winner going on to face Old Mil Ohms in two weeks at Ex-Pfile. The participants will be Hoser, Old School Duerr, Greasy, Tessy, and Big E! Yeah, Emmett goes up, two points!!!
Jerri " The Queen" Johnson: " Damn, it looks as if Emmett is really in control. Foley would have made some sort of dumb pie throwing watermelon eating contest or something!"

We head to the back. It's the Random Acts Locker room!
Pooch: " What the hell were you doing helping Old Mil Ohms last week? Random doesn't stand for good will!"
Just Bill: " That's where I think you're wrong. We can gruesomely violent without doing evil all the time."
Pooch: " F*ck Random Acts! I'm going to go form my own Anti-Good establishment. Why don't you go make some tea and watch Home and Garden Television, you blatant pansy!"
Jerri " The Queen: It appears Just Bill and Pooch have broken up again! Is this the BWF or the WB?

Little Dude Title Match ** Self Proclaimed Great One vs. Taka MichinOGRE**
Self proclaimed has a noticeable size advantage over Taka and he takes control early. Self Proclaimed grabs the microphone
Self Proclaimed: " I'm the Great One because the Great One says I'm The Great One. Great One Great One Great One. I am Great One. One Great I am the.Knock Knock Who's there. Great One.
Wait a second here comes a fan, no It's the GrinDOG! He hits Self Proclaimed with the Grindey Special! Now the battle between these two month long archrivals is on! Here comes Legally Sober Joey Maglaris! He breaks up the battle again."
Joey: " Listen up my two best road dogz. I can't have you battling like this. I will let you fight but not until Ex-Pfile. And one more thing, I'm gonna referee the match!"

Jerri; " Folks, we've still gotten no word on Old Mil Ohms' condition. We're not sure if he was hit by the bus, if he is alright, or where he's at. His friend The Rick has not helped us much."

The newest team in the BWF arrives. It's The Dewars! and Kevin Kelly Barrett has caught up with them.
Kelly Barrett: " Phil Dudley Dewar, In the past couple weeks we've witnessed a new diabolical side not seen since you heard the last Case Race was cancelled. How will you put your new attitude in effect against the new OG Pecker tonight?"
Phil Dudley: " Is that a real question? I mean come on, it's Pecker. I don't care if he's OG, OD, HIV, BYO or DUI. The only thing thats gonna happen tonight is Phil going to the ring, Phil whipping Pecker from one side of the ring to the other, up the aisle, through the concession stand, into the ladies bathroom, out to the parking lot, into the building across the street, out the 14th story window and into the trunk of an 86 Dodge Colt that's waiting to take him to the nearest cemetary!"
Kelly Barrett: " um, yeah. Old School, tonight, the Entire Force is battling Big E for one spot at Ex-Pfile. How do you plan on finding common ground and fighting through the egotism?"
Old School: " As I think my partner was trying to say, The Force is the most dominant stable to ever hit any wrestling federation. It just so happens we've chosen to dominate the BWF this month. It doesn't matter who becomes the #1 contendor, who goes to Ex-Pfile, who tarnishes Old Mil Ohms, and who becomes the Great One World Champion. The bottom line is The Force is a family and afterwards we're all gonna share some Old Milwaukee together.
Phil: " yeah! but you mean Bud Light."
OSD: " If I meant Bud Lite, I would have said it. Old Milwaukee!"
Jerri: " looks like there could be some dissension in The Force already. Does anybody else agree they talk to much."

HPK/ Violent Jay w/ Janet Reno vs. Guentherman Hardy / C Wachy Badass
Guentherman's search for a partner continues. Tonight, he's teamed up with The American Badass C Wachy Ice. Ladies and Gentleman..He's Here!
Janet Reno seems distracted as Violent Jay battles G.Hardy in the ring. It's almost as if her mind is on something else. Guentherman Hardy has the advantage but he tags in C Wachy B. Now HPK has C wachy dominated. Guentherman runs across the ring and goes after Violent Jay. He has him in the Camel Clutch! Jay reaches for help from Janet but she isn't even looking! In the ring, somebody tosses Wachy a remote control but he is distracted by the recall button on it. HPK grabs the remote and hits C Badass. 1..2...3! HPK / Violent Jay win! but theres more to the story here folks.

Back in the Metal Detonators locker room, Tater and Zuma are getting ready to face B-Rad and S-Nutz. In walks Lil T and The Pteradactyl.
Pteradactyl: " Brewak! What the hell Tater. Why'd you clowns come in the ring last week. Me and Timmy had Kamikazee so whipped."
Tater: " screw you Pterry. They messed with us earlier so we were getting some Payback."
Pteradactyl: " I like Mel Gibson too, but seriously, you guys got a problem with us lets go!"
Zuma:  " Shut up Pterry."
Lil T: " You shut up Chapman. We'll see you in the ring tonight. Winner is the #1 contendor."
Zuma: " Nobody calls me Chapman and gets away with it. They're DEAD!

Emmet's office... He's on the phone.
Emmett: " So you are ready for this mission? You've got troops. You've got directions. You've got hotel reservations. Alright then commander. Go get Peck-Pac!!
Jerri: " Emmett is talking about finally rescuing Peck-Pac. I can't wait! I mean I wonder who the troops are?"

Just Bill makes his way to the ring.... He faces Adam Bomb for the Pabst Blue Ribbon Intercontinental Coozie next! We have just learned that there will be a special stipulation. We'll find out what in hour 2!!!!!